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Lol, why oh why, did i click that link :O
| spleakmustdie wrote: | Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, please try your call again later.
If you have low self-esteem, hang up. All of our operators are too busy to talk to you. |
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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
Olny 55% of plepoe can.
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| CyberKlown28 wrote: | | Two humans woke up, simultaneously into this chamber. More accurately, David and Poke. David quickly ignored his surroundings and started smoking whatever drugs he had to smoke. Poke, the widow of her beloved Saggi, and the dark clown who was giving such trouble to Lust and Greed with her amazing power and speed; was cautious of the room and scoped the room with her hawk eyes. |
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| flicky1991 wrote: | | Sniper: there's a post you should see at the bottom of the previous page. |
The cat porn one?
It pwned 
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| Supertigy wrote: | President Bush was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy."
So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a tragedy.
One little boy stood up and offered "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove over a cliff killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained the President. "That's what we would call a great loss."
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched the room," Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, at the back of the room, a small boy raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said, "If Air Force One carrying you and Mrs Bush was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," said the boy, "it has to be a tragedy because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either." |
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| Princess wrote: | 
HHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Person from first page is back.
| Princess wrote: | | ............. HMMMMMMMM....................?!!!!!!!!! u scare me........ *gulp* |
After 30 minutes of talking to me.
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Crazy people are harder to scare.
| Princess wrote: | GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...........
well...... there is a shinie aar on m shelf if i counts......MEEEEH
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Can anybody understand that?
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Nope, lmao... I thought i was'nt understandable,  ...
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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
Olny 55% of plepoe can.
lol, can you read that? xD |
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