The new prince of persia

Scene 6: Mechanical Pit (present) Characters: prince, Dahaka, Crow master.

C: Get off me!! (P has fallen on top of C with his Left foot sticking in C's right ear)
P: I said this wasn't a good place to play twister! Now untangle me!
C: I can't (his right arm is caught behind P's right leg) I'm stuck!! ( he gets up on One hand and slips on the twister mat and falls back down dislocating his arm) Ow!
P: (listens) whats that? (D is falling towards them) Oh Crap move! (he untangles himself and runs)
C: whats the rush? (D lands on him crushing him into the ground) Ow that hurt! Get off me you useless lump!
P: told you to move
D

clutching his head) headache MAJOR headache!!
C: yeah well now we know! (unsucessfully tries to push D off him) GET OFF!!!
D: huh!? (he stands up and steps on C's broken arm) oh god I just trod in something awful!

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what do you get if you stick a piece of buttered toast to a cat and drop it off a high building?
wow, an eternity is faster then it used to be.

Scene 7: armory room (present) characters: Yvonne Hartman, Farah, executioners1-2

Y: I can't go yet I still have to pay for the island (F shoves her into a coloum) what are you doing get off me you lesbian!
F: How dare you! (she slaps her) Lesbian!
Y: Did you just hit me?! (she slaps F) Lesbian!
F: (gets into a slapping fight were the word lesbian and hit is repeated constantly) Lesbian!! ok this is getting no were fast.
Y: Les... Your right, but do you seriously need to kiss me and have your hand up my dress??
F: I'm not I thought you were doing that to me...
E1: Now I know why she was wearing such a short dress...
E2: you're right. (E1 is kissing F and E2 is kissing yvonne)
F: Oh god!
Y: you have just noticed? (she is climbing up the coloum with F to get away from the sex addicted Executioners)
F: I didn't know they were there! (she grabs a random weapon off the wall and smacks a hole in the wall) yes this will do (she climbs through a crack in the wall) thats better.
Y: Wait for me!! (she climbs through and gets stuck halfway with her head poking out the side of the fortress where F is standing on a ledge while her dress is being torn apart by the 2 executioners) ow!!

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what do you get if you stick a piece of buttered toast to a cat and drop it off a high building?
wow, an eternity is faster then it used to be.

Scene 8: Kaileena's posh balcony (Past) Characters: Farah, Yvonne.

Y: (Flicking through the TV mag) there's nothing on... Suprise, suprise.
F: (flicking through channels) nothing... OH! DIY SOS!!... no its too early for them to do something amazing with a paintbrush...
Y:(Yawns and jumps suddenly) Quick Channel 3!
F

turns over the channel on Kaileena's massive plasma screen TV) what?
Y: Eastenders! This is the episode i'm in and I get drunk and sell half of our stock of UFO's to Peggy!!
F: sure...(continues flicking through the channels and stops) oh! look!
Y: what??.... (gasps) oh look!
F: I know... look at that!
y: I know... look at that!(on the Tv is an episode of Trisha and the subject is "Why won't my son have sex?!")
F: I don't belive it!
Y: me neither.
Y+F: (Happily) There's something good on TV!! (They gasp and they climb down off thier chairs)

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what do you get if you stick a piece of buttered toast to a cat and drop it off a high building?
wow, an eternity is faster then it used to be.

Scene 9: Mage's tower (present) Characters: Prince, Crow master, Shadee and Toshiko Sato

P: No, No this isn't right we must have made a wrong turn somewhere...
CM: We must have I mean how in hell did we get stuck up the chimney?!!
P: I dunno! I must have read the map wrong!
CM: you should have printed it off!, it only takes a bit of common sense! What would a cafeteria be doing balanced on a chimney?!
P: shh! can you hear that? (There is a faint scratching sound from below)
S: ooh, hee, hee, hee, I heard that! Now where's that gasoline?...
P: what's she want gasoline for?
CM: Dunno.. oh! Maybe she wants to light a fire?
P: yeah( sinffing the air) can you smell burning?
CM: nah, I can just smell gently roasting pheasnt...(jumps suddenly) Oh god it's me!( he shoots up the chimney with his tail feathers on fire)
P: wait for me! (they climb the chimney and reach a trap door which they push open to find themselves in a local Burger King) Told you there was one up here!
CM: (puts fire out) yeah, yeah...(goes to waitress) excuse me...
T: (turns round) Yes? can I help you?
CM: yes, now i'll have the double chicken burger with worm fritters (whispers) I love those .
P: I'll have a sour soft taco!
T: Fine, fine, let me just give this person the bill (turns to Shadee) Right now that totals to £300,000, will you pay in cash or check or card or just give me your bank acount details?
s: I'll just hand over my bank details...( writes down PIN number and leaves card, Shadee is clearly drunk) That was a lovely sherry salad...(hickups)...I'll jus...jus...leave through here...(she walks off the edge of the helipad) thanss....for the free drink.
T: NO! I knew I forgot to charge her for something! (runs over to Helipad) That'll be an extra 500 years of dishwashing when you return!
CM: (impaintently) Excuse me are you going to serve us our crappy overpriced pig swill of fire debts at all the customers?!
T: one moment please! (runs over to kitchen and comes out with 5 bowls of burnt food ) Eat it! (she watches them slowly choke it down) Thanks...(she picks up the plates and licks them clean) nice and clean now.
P: When do you go off duty? Will you come with us?
T: In about half hour and I could use a break.
CM: okay then I'll just pay the bill-
T: first I have to "Clean" the phones in the storeroom.
CM: I'll go and "Help" her "clean" the phones in the storeroom (gets up and follows T) hee, hee, hee.
P: (Sits down and waits, while the sound of licking comes from the storeroom).........I need something to say!
CM: (from storeroom) OH! now I've dropped a "Screw"
T: £500 for a replacement screw! (the sound of a till opening is heard from inside the storeroom.) Cash or Check?

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what do you get if you stick a piece of buttered toast to a cat and drop it off a high building?
wow, an eternity is faster then it used to be.

Chapter 3: Where the road leads.

Scene 1: grounds (present) Characters: Farah, Yvonne, vizer, antuiqes roadshow person

F: Hmm, there must be something good to look at here..
Y: yeah, I kinda whish we took the TV...
F: (coughs) yeah we really should have took it ( nudges extremely large TV shaped breasts)
V: Can I help you ladies?
F: Bloody hell! He's here as well!
V: well I don't get to appear very often...
Y: oh! Is this your boyfriend?
V: why ye-
F: NO! (Knocks out V and searches his pockets) hmm, wallet,...aincent makeup and parsely.
Y: not exactly the best haul ever...
ARP: Can I help you? (jumps out from somewhere)
F: yes can you identify this makeup?
ARP: yes, why I belive that it is, some 10,000 year old foundation... it's completely priceless...amazing...
F: what you mean It's free?! (puts some on her cheeks and there is a bright flash of light) how do I look?
Y: wow! you look stunning! ( Farah adds "STUNNING FOUNDATION" to inventory)
ARP: (paralized by the Stunning effects of the foundation) mmmm, zzzzzz, kkkkk.....jelly!
Y: Jelly where? (Y puts on "ANTI-STUNNING MAKEUP") much better.
F: oh! there's the jelly! (Farah wanders over to a bowl of jelly, stunning V along the way) Oh my god! Lousy over pirced food for £400,000!( checks out a label that reads " Made by burger king!") hmm, too expensive...
V: mrrrr,sssss......sandwhiches!
F: whatcha say? (she turns round and blinks at V, a flash of light, like a camera flash fills the room for a second and V is stunned again) lousy pensioner.
Y: anyway lets leave, this place is boring.
V: I will have my revenge on you, you lousy f-
Y: OI! we don't want this topic to get filtered now do we!?

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what do you get if you stick a piece of buttered toast to a cat and drop it off a high building?
wow, an eternity is faster then it used to be.

Scene 2: burger king (present) characters: Crow master, Toshiko, Dahaka and yvonne's sister/ burger king manager.

T: (comes out of cupborad with a till strapped around her) hmm, where did I put that fork?
C: god knows. But I do know that there was definatly something wrong with the lights in that cupboard.

T: Yeah it was odd how the light went out when we got in there.

CM: Yeah...odd....she'll never know...

D: (tapping on desk impatiently) have you finished chatting yet, we still have this scene to do and the writer's getting bored of chucking me in at random points.

T: ooh! and who on earth are you? because I haven't got the faintest idea.
D: Aren't you supposed to be dead?
T: *coughs* yes well I... nope i'm alive. *whispers* I'm such a good lier...
C: On with the scene people!
D: right! Now! Toshiko Sato I have come to take you out!
T: *gasps* Oh my god I don't want to die *whispers* again.
D: Let me finish...Take you out for pizza!
T: That's even worse!
D: well there's no way you can distract me!
C: look somethings strange and/ or odd is happening to that wall!
D: really! *turns to stare at blank wall*
C: run! (they flee burger king taking the till with them.)
YS/BKM: Wait! MY till! Toshiko you're fired!
T: (climbing down chimney) I quit!
YS/BKM: yes well I hired you anyway! Just so I can fire you ! (chases after them followed by angry customers, D is left along still staring at the blank wall.)

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what do you get if you stick a piece of buttered toast to a cat and drop it off a high building?
wow, an eternity is faster then it used to be.

Scene 3: kitchens (past)
characters: Farah, Yvonne

Y: (walks into kitchen and calmly barricades the door) phew.
F: Are they still out there?
Y: yeah, I can't belive how we are going to get rid of those exictioners?
F:(shreiks) how the hell shoud I know? (blinks)
Y: (slightly blinded) will you stop doing that please! (hears banging on door) Oh No they're trying to get in!
F: Can't we lock the door?
Y: (pulling out laser lipstick) we can weld it shut! (welds the door)
F: That' not good enough! (points to axe hole in door) what are they doing now?
Y: getting a drill...
F: Oh for god sake those executioners keep thier brains in thier (drilling sound) and they are frankly the size of button mushrooms!
Y: Why would you say that?
F: Cos thier like all men aren't they? they're just a bunch of (drilling sound) and the rest! Then there was the fact about the (drilling sound) with the fact that it would melt if they even tried for once to put it in thier (drilling sound) !!
Y: sorry? I didn't hear that over the drilling!
F: I SAID WE'RE LIKELY NOT TO BE ABLE TO HEAR THINGS BECAUSE OF THE (drilling sound)
Y: I still didn't hear it!
F: For f(drilling sound)s sake!! (gasps as the door falls down)

the end?

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what do you get if you stick a piece of buttered toast to a cat and drop it off a high building?
wow, an eternity is faster then it used to be.