Writing Challenge #8 - Now With Winners

Should've ended friday

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I know, I know, sorry, here's the results:

In first place is Sniper Kitty, or Me, I'm not sure who actually gets the points:

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And in second place is God:

Spoiler:

The war between two random armies

There were once two civilisations and a war happened one day they began to fight over the apocalypse ring, a mystical artefact that could be used to erase one civilisation from the face of the earth every 10,000 years.

But, This is the tale of the war between the local village peasants and the witches and wizards that came from some mysterious far away and unheard of place called “Cardiff”. The war of pumpkins and bread will now begin.

Hello this is your time travelling reporter God back with you again and toady I’m in the year 1523 AD where a fight has just started over some local yeast mills that were set on fire by the wicked witch of west ham, as she flew over in her dressing gown. The reason for this indecent exposure is unknown, but thanks to the local net wielding authorities she was detained, put in a crate handed to the local mailman and she should be back in her strange country by next year.

Now the local peasants are rioting again due to the fact that there has been a rise in pumpkin prices and the rich &/ or posh people are deciding that they should next rise cheese prices to unthinkable levels, apparently they haven’t heard about the wall street crash yet…

I’m here with Dr S. Frankalongo’s ancestor, Dr S. Frankabongo, who has come along about the rising cheese prices. So Dr what do you have to say about the cheese prices…yes, I think that it is odd, no, no it isn’t that bad, what! Madam control yourself!. Yes the good Dr, hates the prices on a scale of 10 out of 9.

Now a full blown war has broken out and there are pumpkins flying everywhere!! I may just avoid one if I… oof! Oh god I HATE pumpkin! Yes the peasants are sending food everywhere and the witches and wizards from “Cardiff” are making mushy peas rain down from the skies on their vacuum cleaners!! Maybe they thought the broom was old fashioned? Anyway I don’t like how this is going so I had better get out of here!!

Now I’m back from my trip to the past and I found out that in the end the wicked witch from west ham, made it back home, the peasants won the battle and the marketing problem is still yet to be solved.

This is God singing off with another report, until next time!!

Well done to Sniper Kitty, and thanks for the entry God. I'll leave this topic open for another week, and do you get the points, Sniper Kitty?

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"I'm Gay And I Wear A Pink TuTu"

horray! second isnt that bad...

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what do you get if you stick a piece of buttered toast to a cat and drop it off a high building?
wow, an eternity is faster then it used to be.

Second out of two...

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Well done sniper kitty =]

Will add the points on very soon =]

Also, i'm 100% going to enter the next one so there's at least 3 entries, because sniper kitty can't beat me

lOl

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fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
Olny 55% of plepoe can.

lol, can you read that? xD

*enters to piss off admin*

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Well, I'm locking this topic now, well done to the winners.

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"I'm Gay And I Wear A Pink TuTu"