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Well, here are all the results, I had quite a bit of fun reading through them:
In first place and winner of 200 points is God for his news report with so much action and voilence it should have an 18 age rating:
Spoiler:
BIG NOSE ON THE RAMPAGE MILLIONS KILLED
People in the town of Ronnoc were shocked today as a person with the biggest nose in the world, (his name shall not be mentioned incase 500 year old grandma’s are reading this and they have a heart attack.) entered the vincity of the town and people ran for miles screaming infact one women stopped to quote to me “Run Jim-bob Run!!” The person with the big nose (whose name not mentioned) stopped suddenly and sneezed, the woman who had stopped to chat was drenched in snot. She melted very quickly. As the rampage continued and snot rained down several buildings were destroyed as “BIG NOSE” as he shall be called turned around to grab a slice of pizza and wrecked the church in the process. After BIG NOSE had killed millions he finally went home for dinner, he knocked his front door down in the process but otherwise his mum was unharmed. Further reports suggest that BIG NOSE was seen leaving the cake shop his giant nose proceeding out before him, his mum: a middle aged woman with wrinkles and a bad temper went mad at BIG NOSE for not wearing the same trousers 2 days in a row. She said to me “I don’t know what I’m gonna do he eats me out of house and home if he could and his brothers aren’t much better always eating and screaming and all that.” Well from what I can see readers this is eventually a eventful report.
Report written by Adam Deeble (A.K.A God)
And in second place and the new owner of 100 points is Sniper Kitty for his good uses of the effects of steroids
Spoiler:
There was once a man named bob. One day, Bob decided he would go to a Yugimonz tournament. He put together a cheap perfect circle monarch deck (http://en.allexperts.com/q/Yu-Gi-Oh-3315/Perfect-Circle.htm) and set off. When he got to the first round, he dueled some random guy who's name makes no difference whatsoever. And lost. Thankfully, this was an official tournament, so it used swiss rounds. In round two he dueled some guy who is also utterly unimportant and lost. After 3 more losses, Bob started getting angry. He went into the bathroom and took steroids. After losing another duel, Bob realized that he was playing a card game and muscle mass meant absolutely nothing, so he said "This story sucks" and left. And now, for your very brief entertainment, a stupid little dialogue:
Bob: This story sucks. I'm using perfect circle monarchs. They always do well in tournaments.
Me: Has it ever occured to you that you suck at the game?
Bob: And now you're insulting my skillz at a card game. F*** you b****
Me: Whatever. I'll just continue the story with jimmy.
Bob: He's on vacation.
Me: Crap. Sam?
Bob: Out sick.
Me: Damn. Eugene?
Bob: Wedding.
Me.: Screw this *goes to a bar and hires some prostitutes*
And in third place and the winner of 50 points is AXM with his excellent report on bingo players and old people:
Spoiler:
Bobs day at the bingo
Bob is such an important person and he had a whole 15p to spend at the bingo; so guess where he went? To the bingo! He lived about 5 metres away from the bingo hall but it always took him about 4 hours to walk there as he was a 90 year old grampa with a zimmerframe. When he got in the bingo hall he went strait (2 hours later) to his seat and brought a 15p ticket. "WOW" he thought "I'm going to be rich once i win this". He then fell off his chair so he spent the next 35 minutes getting back up. After that 35 minutes the time was 8:00pm and bingo had started at 7:30 so he missed most of it. "Oh great" he thought to himself "now i'ts time to go home and i wasted my only 15p". He started crying for a bit then he picked up his zimmerframe and went back to his house. It only took him another 5 hours so when he got home it was time for him to start walking back to bingo again. And that's bob's excellent day at bingo! WOOP!
And that leaves all other entries to gain 25 points,
and the only other entry was from flicky1991 who, although made some funny points, left out a little bitm too much description:
Spoiler:
Rosemary Syringe, Queen of Thisefa, was looking out at the crowd.
There were small people, tall people, fat people, skinny people, and non-people (dogs and cats, but some snails and one elephant).
And she declared, “I am your new queen.”
And they cheered.
And she declared, “Long live Thisefa.”
And they cheered.
And she declared, “Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!”
And they ran.
She began a murderous rampage, shooting every citizen in sight.
The townspeople cried, “What do you want?”
And she declared, “Freedom!”
And they cried, “You are the queen!”
And she declared, “But I don’t want to be…”
You can now post about these results, but I'll lock this topic in a week.
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Fri Feb 08, 2008, 7:32 pm
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Lol. God's was actually funnier than i expected it to be. Woop for winning. *takes £100 back from sir leopold*
_________________ I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
Olny 55% of plepoe can.
lol, can you read that? xD
Fri Feb 08, 2008, 7:56 pm
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yay i won!
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Sun Feb 10, 2008, 9:43 pm
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Sir Leopold Level 37 (Webmaster) Moderator My Points: 1631.5002 Give Points
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Yep, it's already on, and well done to ever entry. And I want that £100 back.
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Tue Feb 12, 2008, 1:58 pm
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w00t! I'M RICH! AND I PWNT THE ADMIN!
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Tue Feb 12, 2008, 5:23 pm
Sir Leopold Level 37 (Webmaster) Moderator My Points: 1631.5002 Give Points
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Yes, well done, and I've got your entry for the new one.
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Wed Feb 13, 2008, 1:56 pm
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Yay, i should enter the new one as well. I'll send my entry today or tomorrow Yay for God
_________________ I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
Olny 55% of plepoe can.
lol, can you read that? xD
Wed Feb 13, 2008, 2:07 pm
sniper kitty Level 38 (Special Webmaster) Member My Points: 1448 Give Points
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I'm fairly certain that my new one won't do too well.
...unless nobody else enters *kills all other members*
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Wed Feb 13, 2008, 9:25 pm
Sir Leopold Level 37 (Webmaster) Moderator My Points: 1631.5002 Give Points
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Well, well done to the winners and thanks for entering, but, as I said, I'm locking this topic now.
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