Gods story #1

Chapter 1: The peasant factory

It was just another day at the offfice as it would seem to any peasent . But to all the posh office workers they knew that the building was actually a slave driving quaters for jailing and punishing peasents who did not obey the 659569458785485475847584544885743575893453 laws of fashion then they would be jailed and undergo the long and painful process of depeasntation which involved a rigorus training coures that most peasents did not make it through the task was to listen to a well educated teacher who was possibly the most boring person in the multiverse . this person was not psychic but could read a persons poshness like a book . Once the workers were re poshed they could be fitted out in posh clothes and the ones who did not make it were forced to eat brussel sprouts . the ones who were in posh clothes were sent to work above ground 24 hours a day . they were being watched like hawks with the security systems.

Chater 2: The remote controll lesbians

Next to the peasnt factory there was another building that built and issued ID cards to nowhere which was a pain be cause most people got so very annoyed at little bits of card telling them that they were now in the same place as they were before at the same time in the middle of nowhere that they failed to notice that the building had benn shut down and moved on a huge pair of skis even though it wasnt snowing Now in the town of nowhere they didnt have police instead they had the remote controlled lesbians to deal with all the male(say it out loud) and remote controlled post lesbians to deal with the trouble makers. and take them to the u r here factory which cut them up into Id cards.

Chapter 3

characters: PLUM PREIST (pp),CONGREGATION MEMBER (CM)

people are gathered in a building that is shaped like a giant pineapple the preist with a plum on his head steps onto a orange and speaks out towards the congregation.
PP: Holy god in the ceiling high above
CM: thats a seed stuck to the ceiling, my lord.....
pp: shut up ( pulls out shotgun and kills the person who said that ) any one else think its a seed( reloads shot gun another memer sticks their hand up BANG!!

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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
Olny 55% of plepoe can.

lol, can you read that? xD

LOL. I actially thought this was really funny! There's some very talented writers here, although some of it i have to admit, i didn't understand :O

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7

Man that was hilarious,

!!

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ok
thanks

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what do you get if you stick a piece of buttered toast to a cat and drop it off a high building?
wow, an eternity is faster then it used to be.

Terrible nah only jokin was great

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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
-R. D. Laing

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
-Albert Einstein

thank u all

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what do you get if you stick a piece of buttered toast to a cat and drop it off a high building?
wow, an eternity is faster then it used to be.