riddles

this is my riddle can you guess what this woman is trying 2 tell you?

woman:" i like the walls and i like the floor, i dont like the ceiling, i like a glass but i dont like a cup or a mug, i like a stool but not a chair. i like connor but not conway, i dont like anthony or philip and i hate the Admin, i hate the curtains and the rails.

these will help, the second is a clue for the first paragraph, which will, give u the answer

the woman does not think you can crack the
words in which she can talk
once you can crack
letters of the words beneath
easy if you know how
tonight when darkness falls can you crack it before
time runs out and leaves you in
envy from which you may not find the
real clues even if
some may not find

clue: (he first thing you see contains the clue an initail way to speak to u)taken from a series of unfortunate events, the vile village.

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what do you get if you stick a piece of buttered toast to a cat and drop it off a high building?
wow, an eternity is faster then it used to be.

Last edited by god on Wed May 09, 2007, 1:00 pm; edited 3 times in total

I is confused @_@

to many words and riddles.

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why am I here?

well....someone had to be me, so it it might as well be me than someone else.

Me too, this is stupid.

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"I'm Gay And I Wear A Pink TuTu"

the first letter of the clue will reveal all

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what do you get if you stick a piece of buttered toast to a cat and drop it off a high building?
wow, an eternity is faster then it used to be.

it's a bit of a long riddle to get just one clue, give us some clues.

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"I'm Gay And I Wear A Pink TuTu"

i have given you some clues

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what do you get if you stick a piece of buttered toast to a cat and drop it off a high building?
wow, an eternity is faster then it used to be.

But I don't count them as clues.

So give us some more.

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"I'm Gay And I Wear A Pink TuTu"

read the series of unfortunate events books

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what do you get if you stick a piece of buttered toast to a cat and drop it off a high building?
wow, an eternity is faster then it used to be.

that doesn't help at all you know..

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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
Olny 55% of plepoe can.

lol, can you read that? xD

it does if you have, do you give up?

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what do you get if you stick a piece of buttered toast to a cat and drop it off a high building?
wow, an eternity is faster then it used to be.