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*holds up gun* Write the damn story
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Tue Mar 04, 2008, 1:02 pm
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Well, the two weeks are over, I only got two entries, and so there'll only be a first and second place.
And in first place, for the use of an actual invention with a 'fabulous' name is god:
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The Amazing Fabtraption of professor heartburn.
Good evening readers it’s me again! I am here outside the entrance to the TV show “Dragons den” apparently there are several rumours that the people who run this show are all allergic to bacon … but I’ll get onto those later. Now if I put this stethoscope here (lent to me by Dr Frankalongo) then I should be able to hear what’s going on……Oh! If I put it on this microphone then you can read what I have just written.
Professor Heartburn: Hello friends I’m here to show you my fabulous fabtraption, it is an object that will allow people to soar the skies in a way that people never could before. Based on the ionic theory of Isaac Band-Aid this fabtraption shall lift humanity off its feet allow me now to pull off this tarp!
(Removes the tarp and gasps are heard) yes I call it a “floaty chair!!” wait a minute you’re all sitting on floaty chairs! What it’s already been invented. They called it a recliner?! Such a ridiculous name I have never heard the likes! I sir am insulted and you madam the colour of your clothes do not suit that of this room and why the hell are my feet on fire? Oh no! It’s happening!” (End of speech and a smell of bacon are coming from the room)
Later that day it was found that Dr Heartburn had died from heartburn and had spontaneously combusted. Now I would like to say that the reason he is now a Dr is because he was demoted before he died, this most likely caused the combustion. Until next time readers I say Farwell and stay away from Dr heartburns grave he has been seen flaming and burning peoples houses down for fun.
And so that leaves Sniper Kitty in secomd place with his story that hardly contains an invention:
Spoiler:
Dr Heartburn: Where am I?
Some random guy: You’re at some random place pitching random invention thingies for reasons our author can’t seem to figure out
Dr. Heartburn: Ah, okay that seems to make some sense. Give me some time to think of an invention.
Random guy: I’m afraid we don’t have time
Dr. heartburn: Why does that scare you?
Random: Well, it all traces back to my childhood when my paents bought a new lampshade...
Dr. Heartburn: Ah, yes, anyway, back to my invention which i built 5 seconds ago
Guy: What is it?
Dr.: It’s a-
Guy: What is it?
Heartburn: As I was about to explain it’s -
Guy: what is it?
Heartburn: WILL YOU STOP WITH THE INVADER ZIM REFERENCES?!?!
Guy: Sure. So what’s the invention?
Heartburn: I’ll tell you when Sniper kitty thinks of one.
Guy:I assume it’s gonna take a while then?
Heartburn: probably.
Guy: Wanna go out to lunch? Maybe visit my place later?
Heartburn: Where am I?
*as Guy gets hauled away for a murder commited in a far more interesting story, “Man” Appears on the scene*
Man: You were about to unveil your latest invention.
Heartburn: Oh yeah.
*pulls out a small cardboard box*
I present to you THE SUPER DUPER ANTIPENGUIN GENERATOR!!!!
Man: What does It do?
Heartburn: Not a clue.
Sniper kitty: Well, I think that this was an overall succesful story.
Admin man: Banned.
So, well done to the two entries, I'll lock tis topic in a week, enter challenge #8.
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Fri Mar 07, 2008, 7:28 pm
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I actually thought snipers was really funny! hehe,, though gods was good to
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I actually thought snipers was really funny! hehe,, though gods was good to 
