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A dog woke up sexually by being urinated on by his nephew in the Bathtub. "Woof" he commented happily.
On the bathtub boobs enlarged to fit the dogs bra size. "woof" the dog exclaimed whilst his nose grew as long as a piece of string. Then someone had noticed that Anthony had sperm ejaculating from his penis. Suddenly the sperm ejaculated from Anthony's ears. "Yes gaylord" said Mr Pregnancy as his water broke. "Suck my massive belly button and then faint at the sight of my tiny penis". John then decided to buy a packet of strawberry condoms. "I'll need a huge box so that I can fit it through janet's vagina" Shouted vaginaca penissu.
Meanwhile, his great aunt undressed under diseased luminoth breasts. Suddenly, Ing said "boobs!!!!!!!" His sister returned with condoms so they could screw each others sexual body parts all over the toilet seat. "Push harder and faster!!!!" she screamed before he rubbed her fanny. Her fanny tightened and she told herself "this hurts, but i'm having underage sex, very fun for getting the fanny wet"
All the bedroom stunk of sperm and wet pussy. Then a fucking lesbian got undressed and rubbed jam over her vagina for the 14 year old girl to lick dry. The wet girl wanted more butt-sex and penis erections. Then she had orgasms all over herself which she licked doggie crums with. Her mom came into the hooker-bar and ejaculated after a man came. "Suck more from him, after she's ready, she ate".
Two days earlier Vaginaca found Fanny having flumwurst up the big behind. I jumped towards the wet chicken but slipped and ejaculated upwards when erections happened so fast. "Are bathtubs supposed to be sticky?" commented five lesbians as they finished buttsex and orgasm time.
"can i lick your wet fucking fanny full of sexy sperm? I want ultra painful fanny vs other vagina sex." screamed one of the lesbians while they were getting raped from slim even sexier girls. The girls were having extrememly wet, sexy, beautiful, long orgasms all over themselves.
When Borat jumped out he saw a naked girl in tar flavoured sperm. The dog mensioned how wonderful the last Mars trip was with submarine flavoured coats.
Substainable development was so problematic that Mr. Pumblechook struggled to recite the equasion for it. Gongajonga however managed an Abrams (M1A2 MBT, US Army) measurement. Suddenly, huge Brachinus appeared, jumped onto a PCB, and farted. Flames, lightmap and rafiki were dead but their spirits remained in the astral something.
Another homo who jumped on a dildo and got burnt alive also had a big blue vagina. He defied the laws of biology. How come this penis of his curled something massive, jumped, and hurt itslef? "NO!" shouted Katie when her orgasm reached maximum pleasure. "Should masturbation involve golden shovels?" mumbled Bongo whilst his mouth bit a flexible penis which ejaculated chocolate sperm crisps. Sperm was painfully increasing every hour while elephants squashed, ejaculating, onto Bob.
Then someone fell off their chair at the cinema. "Who licked popcorn from Fierdd's sweet and sour erection, ejaculated, and swallowed a pick-pocketer?" screamed Rosemary whilst stroking her huge pubic hair which were pink and wet with squidgy pieces of beef attached. Then Fierdd unzipped her outfit to reveal a melted condom stuck in somebody's penis. "Oh yes!" screamed a naked snowman. I wish you had shot my microscopic chandalier cake pot pie with his dildo of chesse coated with chocolate pee. "Too late" said Robby the ejaculating sheep while sitting on a apple, he wet the apple with juices from James brain.
"Help I'm being hit with a replica model of an erection." shouted Pineapple hairs. "Sticky and wet ones" he cried. An hour later his sexy mum, who was 66, sat on a squashed piece of pidgeon wing. It felt really smooth compared to Lucy's spiky helmet.
The next night there was some ejaculations happening at sexy susans house because
_________________ I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
Olny 55% of plepoe can.
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A dog woke up sexually by being urinated on by his nephew in the Bathtub. "Woof" he commented happily.
On the bathtub boobs enlarged to fit the dogs bra size. "woof" the dog exclaimed whilst his nose grew as long as a piece of string. Then someone had noticed that Anthony had sperm ejaculating from his penis. Suddenly the sperm ejaculated from Anthony's ears. "Yes gaylord" said Mr Pregnancy as his water broke. "Suck my massive belly button and then faint at the sight of my tiny penis". John then decided to buy a packet of strawberry condoms. "I'll need a huge box so that I can fit it through janet's vagina" Shouted vaginaca penissu.
Meanwhile, his great aunt undressed under diseased luminoth breasts. Suddenly, Ing said "boobs!!!!!!!" His sister returned with condoms so they could screw each others sexual body parts all over the toilet seat. "Push harder and faster!!!!" she screamed before he rubbed her fanny. Her fanny tightened and she told herself "this hurts, but i'm having underage sex, very fun for getting the fanny wet"
All the bedroom stunk of sperm and wet pussy. Then a fucking lesbian got undressed and rubbed jam over her vagina for the 14 year old girl to lick dry. The wet girl wanted more butt-sex and penis erections. Then she had orgasms all over herself which she licked doggie crums with. Her mom came into the hooker-bar and ejaculated after a man came. "Suck more from him, after she's ready, she ate".
Two days earlier Vaginaca found Fanny having flumwurst up the big behind. I jumped towards the wet chicken but slipped and ejaculated upwards when erections happened so fast. "Are bathtubs supposed to be sticky?" commented five lesbians as they finished buttsex and orgasm time.
"can i lick your wet fucking fanny full of sexy sperm? I want ultra painful fanny vs other vagina sex." screamed one of the lesbians while they were getting raped from slim even sexier girls. The girls were having extrememly wet, sexy, beautiful, long orgasms all over themselves.
When Borat jumped out he saw a naked girl in tar flavoured sperm. The dog mensioned how wonderful the last Mars trip was with submarine flavoured coats.
Substainable development was so problematic that Mr. Pumblechook struggled to recite the equasion for it. Gongajonga however managed an Abrams (M1A2 MBT, US Army) measurement. Suddenly, huge Brachinus appeared, jumped onto a PCB, and farted. Flames, lightmap and rafiki were dead but their spirits remained in the astral something.
Another homo who jumped on a dildo and got burnt alive also had a big blue vagina. He defied the laws of biology. How come this penis of his curled something massive, jumped, and hurt itslef? "NO!" shouted Katie when her orgasm reached maximum pleasure. "Should masturbation involve golden shovels?" mumbled Bongo whilst his mouth bit a flexible penis which ejaculated chocolate sperm crisps. Sperm was painfully increasing every hour while elephants squashed, ejaculating, onto Bob.
Then someone fell off their chair at the cinema. "Who licked popcorn from Fierdd's sweet and sour erection, ejaculated, and swallowed a pick-pocketer?" screamed Rosemary whilst stroking her huge pubic hair which were pink and wet with squidgy pieces of beef attached. Then Fierdd unzipped her outfit to reveal a melted condom stuck in somebody's penis. "Oh yes!" screamed a naked snowman. I wish you had shot my microscopic chandalier cake pot pie with his dildo of chesse coated with chocolate pee. "Too late" said Robby the ejaculating sheep while sitting on a apple, he wet the apple with juices from James brain.
"Help I'm being hit with a replica model of an erection." shouted Pineapple hairs. "Sticky and wet ones" he cried. An hour later his sexy mum, who was 66, sat on a squashed piece of pidgeon wings. It bit
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You didn't copy it all so i'll add two words so it's correct:
A dog woke up sexually by being urinated on by his nephew in the Bathtub. "Woof" he commented happily.
On the bathtub boobs enlarged to fit the dogs bra size. "woof" the dog exclaimed whilst his nose grew as long as a piece of string. Then someone had noticed that Anthony had sperm ejaculating from his penis. Suddenly the sperm ejaculated from Anthony's ears. "Yes gaylord" said Mr Pregnancy as his water broke. "Suck my massive belly button and then faint at the sight of my tiny penis". John then decided to buy a packet of strawberry condoms. "I'll need a huge box so that I can fit it through janet's vagina" Shouted vaginaca penissu.
Meanwhile, his great aunt undressed under diseased luminoth breasts. Suddenly, Ing said "boobs!!!!!!!" His sister returned with condoms so they could screw each others sexual body parts all over the toilet seat. "Push harder and faster!!!!" she screamed before he rubbed her fanny. Her fanny tightened and she told herself "this hurts, but i'm having underage sex, very fun for getting the fanny wet"
All the bedroom stunk of sperm and wet pussy. Then a fucking lesbian got undressed and rubbed jam over her vagina for the 14 year old girl to lick dry. The wet girl wanted more butt-sex and penis erections. Then she had orgasms all over herself which she licked doggie crums with. Her mom came into the hooker-bar and ejaculated after a man came. "Suck more from him, after she's ready, she ate".
Two days earlier Vaginaca found Fanny having flumwurst up the big behind. I jumped towards the wet chicken but slipped and ejaculated upwards when erections happened so fast. "Are bathtubs supposed to be sticky?" commented five lesbians as they finished buttsex and orgasm time.
"can i lick your wet fucking fanny full of sexy sperm? I want ultra painful fanny vs other vagina sex." screamed one of the lesbians while they were getting raped from slim even sexier girls. The girls were having extrememly wet, sexy, beautiful, long orgasms all over themselves.
When Borat jumped out he saw a naked girl in tar flavoured sperm. The dog mensioned how wonderful the last Mars trip was with submarine flavoured coats.
Substainable development was so problematic that Mr. Pumblechook struggled to recite the equasion for it. Gongajonga however managed an Abrams (M1A2 MBT, US Army) measurement. Suddenly, huge Brachinus appeared, jumped onto a PCB, and farted. Flames, lightmap and rafiki were dead but their spirits remained in the astral something.
Another homo who jumped on a dildo and got burnt alive also had a big blue vagina. He defied the laws of biology. How come this penis of his curled something massive, jumped, and hurt itslef? "NO!" shouted Katie when her orgasm reached maximum pleasure. "Should masturbation involve golden shovels?" mumbled Bongo whilst his mouth bit a flexible penis which ejaculated chocolate sperm crisps. Sperm was painfully increasing every hour while elephants squashed, ejaculating, onto Bob.
Then someone fell off their chair at the cinema. "Who licked popcorn from Fierdd's sweet and sour erection, ejaculated, and swallowed a pick-pocketer?" screamed Rosemary whilst stroking her huge pubic hair which were pink and wet with squidgy pieces of beef attached. Then Fierdd unzipped her outfit to reveal a melted condom stuck in somebody's penis. "Oh yes!" screamed a naked snowman. I wish you had shot my microscopic chandalier cake pot pie with his dildo of chesse coated with chocolate pee. "Too late" said Robby the ejaculating sheep while sitting on a apple, he wet the apple with juices from James brain.
"Help I'm being hit with a replica model of an erection." shouted Pineapple hairs. "Sticky and wet ones" he cried. An hour later his sexy mum, who was 66, sat on a squashed piece of pidgeon wing. It felt really smooth compared to Lucy's spiky helmet.
The next night there was some ejaculations happening at sexy susans house because she wasn't
_________________ I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
Olny 55% of plepoe can.
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A dog woke up sexually by being urinated on by his nephew in the Bathtub. "Woof" he commented happily.
On the bathtub boobs enlarged to fit the dogs bra size. "woof" the dog exclaimed whilst his nose grew as long as a piece of string. Then someone had noticed that Anthony had sperm ejaculating from his penis. Suddenly the sperm ejaculated from Anthony's ears. "Yes gaylord" said Mr Pregnancy as his water broke. "Suck my massive belly button and then faint at the sight of my tiny penis". John then decided to buy a packet of strawberry condoms. "I'll need a huge box so that I can fit it through janet's vagina" Shouted vaginaca penissu.
Meanwhile, his great aunt undressed under diseased luminoth breasts. Suddenly, Ing said "boobs!!!!!!!" His sister returned with condoms so they could screw each others sexual body parts all over the toilet seat. "Push harder and faster!!!!" she screamed before he rubbed her fanny. Her fanny tightened and she told herself "this hurts, but i'm having underage sex, very fun for getting the fanny wet"
All the bedroom stunk of sperm and wet pussy. Then a fucking lesbian got undressed and rubbed jam over her vagina for the 14 year old girl to lick dry. The wet girl wanted more butt-sex and penis erections. Then she had orgasms all over herself which she licked doggie crums with. Her mom came into the hooker-bar and ejaculated after a man came. "Suck more from him, after she's ready, she ate".
Two days earlier Vaginaca found Fanny having flumwurst up the big behind. I jumped towards the wet chicken but slipped and ejaculated upwards when erections happened so fast. "Are bathtubs supposed to be sticky?" commented five lesbians as they finished buttsex and orgasm time.
"can i lick your wet fucking fanny full of sexy sperm? I want ultra painful fanny vs other vagina sex." screamed one of the lesbians while they were getting raped from slim even sexier girls. The girls were having extrememly wet, sexy, beautiful, long orgasms all over themselves.
When Borat jumped out he saw a naked girl in tar flavoured sperm. The dog mensioned how wonderful the last Mars trip was with submarine flavoured coats.
Substainable development was so problematic that Mr. Pumblechook struggled to recite the equasion for it. Gongajonga however managed an Abrams (M1A2 MBT, US Army) measurement. Suddenly, huge Brachinus appeared, jumped onto a PCB, and farted. Flames, lightmap and rafiki were dead but their spirits remained in the astral something.
Another homo who jumped on a dildo and got burnt alive also had a big blue vagina. He defied the laws of biology. How come this penis of his curled something massive, jumped, and hurt itslef? "NO!" shouted Katie when her orgasm reached maximum pleasure. "Should masturbation involve golden shovels?" mumbled Bongo whilst his mouth bit a flexible penis which ejaculated chocolate sperm crisps. Sperm was painfully increasing every hour while elephants squashed, ejaculating, onto Bob.
Then someone fell off their chair at the cinema. "Who licked popcorn from Fierdd's sweet and sour erection, ejaculated, and swallowed a pick-pocketer?" screamed Rosemary whilst stroking her huge pubic hair which were pink and wet with squidgy pieces of beef attached. Then Fierdd unzipped her outfit to reveal a melted condom stuck in somebody's penis. "Oh yes!" screamed a naked snowman. I wish you had shot my microscopic chandalier cake pot pie with his dildo of chesse coated with chocolate pee. "Too late" said Robby the ejaculating sheep while sitting on a apple, he wet the apple with juices from James brain.
"Help I'm being hit with a replica model of an erection." shouted Pineapple hairs. "Sticky and wet ones" he cried. An hour later his sexy mum, who was 66, sat on a squashed piece of pidgeon wing. It felt really smooth compared to Lucy's spiky helmet.
The next night there was some ejaculations happening at sexy susans house because she wasn't big
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A dog woke up sexually by being urinated on by his nephew in the Bathtub. "Woof" he commented happily.
On the bathtub boobs enlarged to fit the dogs bra size. "woof" the dog exclaimed whilst his nose grew as long as a piece of string. Then someone had noticed that Anthony had sperm ejaculating from his penis. Suddenly the sperm ejaculated from Anthony's ears. "Yes gaylord" said Mr Pregnancy as his water broke. "Suck my massive belly button and then faint at the sight of my tiny penis". John then decided to buy a packet of strawberry condoms. "I'll need a huge box so that I can fit it through janet's vagina" Shouted vaginaca penissu.
Meanwhile, his great aunt undressed under diseased luminoth breasts. Suddenly, Ing said "boobs!!!!!!!" His sister returned with condoms so they could screw each others sexual body parts all over the toilet seat. "Push harder and faster!!!!" she screamed before he rubbed her fanny. Her fanny tightened and she told herself "this hurts, but i'm having underage sex, very fun for getting the fanny wet"
All the bedroom stunk of sperm and wet pussy. Then a fucking lesbian got undressed and rubbed jam over her vagina for the 14 year old girl to lick dry. The wet girl wanted more butt-sex and penis erections. Then she had orgasms all over herself which she licked doggie crums with. Her mom came into the hooker-bar and ejaculated after a man came. "Suck more from him, after she's ready, she ate".
Two days earlier Vaginaca found Fanny having flumwurst up the big behind. I jumped towards the wet chicken but slipped and ejaculated upwards when erections happened so fast. "Are bathtubs supposed to be sticky?" commented five lesbians as they finished buttsex and orgasm time.
"can i lick your wet fucking fanny full of sexy sperm? I want ultra painful fanny vs other vagina sex." screamed one of the lesbians while they were getting raped from slim even sexier girls. The girls were having extrememly wet, sexy, beautiful, long orgasms all over themselves.
When Borat jumped out he saw a naked girl in tar flavoured sperm. The dog mensioned how wonderful the last Mars trip was with submarine flavoured coats.
Substainable development was so problematic that Mr. Pumblechook struggled to recite the equasion for it. Gongajonga however managed an Abrams (M1A2 MBT, US Army) measurement. Suddenly, huge Brachinus appeared, jumped onto a PCB, and farted. Flames, lightmap and rafiki were dead but their spirits remained in the astral something.
Another homo who jumped on a dildo and got burnt alive also had a big blue vagina. He defied the laws of biology. How come this penis of his curled something massive, jumped, and hurt itslef? "NO!" shouted Katie when her orgasm reached maximum pleasure. "Should masturbation involve golden shovels?" mumbled Bongo whilst his mouth bit a flexible penis which ejaculated chocolate sperm crisps. Sperm was painfully increasing every hour while elephants squashed, ejaculating, onto Bob.
Then someone fell off their chair at the cinema. "Who licked popcorn from Fierdd's sweet and sour erection, ejaculated, and swallowed a pick-pocketer?" screamed Rosemary whilst stroking her huge pubic hair which were pink and wet with squidgy pieces of beef attached. Then Fierdd unzipped her outfit to reveal a melted condom stuck in somebody's penis. "Oh yes!" screamed a naked snowman. I wish you had shot my microscopic chandalier cake pot pie with his dildo of chesse coated with chocolate pee. "Too late" said Robby the ejaculating sheep while sitting on a apple, he wet the apple with juices from James brain.
"Help I'm being hit with a replica model of an erection." shouted Pineapple hairs. "Sticky and wet ones" he cried. An hour later his sexy mum, who was 66, sat on a squashed piece of pidgeon wing. It felt really smooth compared to Lucy's spiky helmet.
The next night there was some ejaculations happening at sexy susans house because she wasn't big enough
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A dog woke up sexually by being urinated on by his nephew in the Bathtub. "Woof" he commented happily.
On the bathtub boobs enlarged to fit the dogs bra size. "woof" the dog exclaimed whilst his nose grew as long as a piece of string. Then someone had noticed that Anthony had sperm ejaculating from his penis. Suddenly the sperm ejaculated from Anthony's ears. "Yes gaylord" said Mr Pregnancy as his water broke. "Suck my massive belly button and then faint at the sight of my tiny penis". John then decided to buy a packet of strawberry condoms. "I'll need a huge box so that I can fit it through janet's vagina" Shouted vaginaca penissu.
Meanwhile, his great aunt undressed under diseased luminoth breasts. Suddenly, Ing said "boobs!!!!!!!" His sister returned with condoms so they could screw each others sexual body parts all over the toilet seat. "Push harder and faster!!!!" she screamed before he rubbed her fanny. Her fanny tightened and she told herself "this hurts, but i'm having underage sex, very fun for getting the fanny wet"
All the bedroom stunk of sperm and wet pussy. Then a fucking lesbian got undressed and rubbed jam over her vagina for the 14 year old girl to lick dry. The wet girl wanted more butt-sex and penis erections. Then she had orgasms all over herself which she licked doggie crums with. Her mom came into the hooker-bar and ejaculated after a man came. "Suck more from him, after she's ready, she ate".
Two days earlier Vaginaca found Fanny having flumwurst up the big behind. I jumped towards the wet chicken but slipped and ejaculated upwards when erections happened so fast. "Are bathtubs supposed to be sticky?" commented five lesbians as they finished buttsex and orgasm time.
"can i lick your wet fucking fanny full of sexy sperm? I want ultra painful fanny vs other vagina sex." screamed one of the lesbians while they were getting raped from slim even sexier girls. The girls were having extrememly wet, sexy, beautiful, long orgasms all over themselves.
When Borat jumped out he saw a naked girl in tar flavoured sperm. The dog mensioned how wonderful the last Mars trip was with submarine flavoured coats.
Substainable development was so problematic that Mr. Pumblechook struggled to recite the equasion for it. Gongajonga however managed an Abrams (M1A2 MBT, US Army) measurement. Suddenly, huge Brachinus appeared, jumped onto a PCB, and farted. Flames, lightmap and rafiki were dead but their spirits remained in the astral something.
Another homo who jumped on a dildo and got burnt alive also had a big blue vagina. He defied the laws of biology. How come this penis of his curled something massive, jumped, and hurt itslef? "NO!" shouted Katie when her orgasm reached maximum pleasure. "Should masturbation involve golden shovels?" mumbled Bongo whilst his mouth bit a flexible penis which ejaculated chocolate sperm crisps. Sperm was painfully increasing every hour while elephants squashed, ejaculating, onto Bob.
Then someone fell off their chair at the cinema. "Who licked popcorn from Fierdd's sweet and sour erection, ejaculated, and swallowed a pick-pocketer?" screamed Rosemary whilst stroking her huge pubic hair which were pink and wet with squidgy pieces of beef attached. Then Fierdd unzipped her outfit to reveal a melted condom stuck in somebody's penis. "Oh yes!" screamed a naked snowman. I wish you had shot my microscopic chandalier cake pot pie with his dildo of chesse coated with chocolate pee. "Too late" said Robby the ejaculating sheep while sitting on a apple, he wet the apple with juices from James brain.
"Help I'm being hit with a replica model of an erection." shouted Pineapple hairs. "Sticky and wet ones" he cried. An hour later his sexy mum, who was 66, sat on a squashed piece of pidgeon wing. It felt really smooth compared to Lucy's spiky helmet.
The next night there was some ejaculations happening at sexy susans house because she wasn't big enough to
_________________ I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
Olny 55% of plepoe can.
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A dog woke up sexually by being urinated on by his nephew in the Bathtub. "Woof" he commented happily.
On the bathtub boobs enlarged to fit the dogs bra size. "woof" the dog exclaimed whilst his nose grew as long as a piece of string. Then someone had noticed that Anthony had sperm ejaculating from his penis. Suddenly the sperm ejaculated from Anthony's ears. "Yes gaylord" said Mr Pregnancy as his water broke. "Suck my massive belly button and then faint at the sight of my tiny penis". John then decided to buy a packet of strawberry condoms. "I'll need a huge box so that I can fit it through janet's vagina" Shouted vaginaca penissu.
Meanwhile, his great aunt undressed under diseased luminoth breasts. Suddenly, Ing said "boobs!!!!!!!" His sister returned with condoms so they could screw each others sexual body parts all over the toilet seat. "Push harder and faster!!!!" she screamed before he rubbed her fanny. Her fanny tightened and she told herself "this hurts, but i'm having underage sex, very fun for getting the fanny wet"
All the bedroom stunk of sperm and wet pussy. Then a fucking lesbian got undressed and rubbed jam over her vagina for the 14 year old girl to lick dry. The wet girl wanted more butt-sex and penis erections. Then she had orgasms all over herself which she licked doggie crums with. Her mom came into the hooker-bar and ejaculated after a man came. "Suck more from him, after she's ready, she ate".
Two days earlier Vaginaca found Fanny having flumwurst up the big behind. I jumped towards the wet chicken but slipped and ejaculated upwards when erections happened so fast. "Are bathtubs supposed to be sticky?" commented five lesbians as they finished buttsex and orgasm time.
"can i lick your wet fucking fanny full of sexy sperm? I want ultra painful fanny vs other vagina sex." screamed one of the lesbians while they were getting raped from slim even sexier girls. The girls were having extrememly wet, sexy, beautiful, long orgasms all over themselves.
When Borat jumped out he saw a naked girl in tar flavoured sperm. The dog mensioned how wonderful the last Mars trip was with submarine flavoured coats.
Substainable development was so problematic that Mr. Pumblechook struggled to recite the equasion for it. Gongajonga however managed an Abrams (M1A2 MBT, US Army) measurement. Suddenly, huge Brachinus appeared, jumped onto a PCB, and farted. Flames, lightmap and rafiki were dead but their spirits remained in the astral something.
Another homo who jumped on a dildo and got burnt alive also had a big blue vagina. He defied the laws of biology. How come this penis of his curled something massive, jumped, and hurt itslef? "NO!" shouted Katie when her orgasm reached maximum pleasure. "Should masturbation involve golden shovels?" mumbled Bongo whilst his mouth bit a flexible penis which ejaculated chocolate sperm crisps. Sperm was painfully increasing every hour while elephants squashed, ejaculating, onto Bob.
Then someone fell off their chair at the cinema. "Who licked popcorn from Fierdd's sweet and sour erection, ejaculated, and swallowed a pick-pocketer?" screamed Rosemary whilst stroking her huge pubic hair which were pink and wet with squidgy pieces of beef attached. Then Fierdd unzipped her outfit to reveal a melted condom stuck in somebody's penis. "Oh yes!" screamed a naked snowman. I wish you had shot my microscopic chandalier cake pot pie with his dildo of chesse coated with chocolate pee. "Too late" said Robby the ejaculating sheep while sitting on a apple, he wet the apple with juices from James brain.
"Help I'm being hit with a replica model of an erection." shouted Pineapple hairs. "Sticky and wet ones" he cried. An hour later his sexy mum, who was 66, sat on a squashed piece of pidgeon wing. It felt really smooth compared to Lucy's spiky helmet.
The next night there was some ejaculations happening at sexy susans house because she wasn't big enough to fit
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A dog woke up sexually by being urinated on by his nephew in the Bathtub. "Woof" he commented happily.
On the bathtub boobs enlarged to fit the dogs bra size. "woof" the dog exclaimed whilst his nose grew as long as a piece of string. Then someone had noticed that Anthony had sperm ejaculating from his penis. Suddenly the sperm ejaculated from Anthony's ears. "Yes gaylord" said Mr Pregnancy as his water broke. "Suck my massive belly button and then faint at the sight of my tiny penis". John then decided to buy a packet of strawberry condoms. "I'll need a huge box so that I can fit it through janet's vagina" Shouted vaginaca penissu.
Meanwhile, his great aunt undressed under diseased luminoth breasts. Suddenly, Ing said "boobs!!!!!!!" His sister returned with condoms so they could screw each others sexual body parts all over the toilet seat. "Push harder and faster!!!!" she screamed before he rubbed her fanny. Her fanny tightened and she told herself "this hurts, but i'm having underage sex, very fun for getting the fanny wet"
All the bedroom stunk of sperm and wet pussy. Then a fucking lesbian got undressed and rubbed jam over her vagina for the 14 year old girl to lick dry. The wet girl wanted more butt-sex and penis erections. Then she had orgasms all over herself which she licked doggie crums with. Her mom came into the hooker-bar and ejaculated after a man came. "Suck more from him, after she's ready, she ate".
Two days earlier Vaginaca found Fanny having flumwurst up the big behind. I jumped towards the wet chicken but slipped and ejaculated upwards when erections happened so fast. "Are bathtubs supposed to be sticky?" commented five lesbians as they finished buttsex and orgasm time.
"can i lick your wet fucking fanny full of sexy sperm? I want ultra painful fanny vs other vagina sex." screamed one of the lesbians while they were getting raped from slim even sexier girls. The girls were having extrememly wet, sexy, beautiful, long orgasms all over themselves.
When Borat jumped out he saw a naked girl in tar flavoured sperm. The dog mensioned how wonderful the last Mars trip was with submarine flavoured coats.
Substainable development was so problematic that Mr. Pumblechook struggled to recite the equasion for it. Gongajonga however managed an Abrams (M1A2 MBT, US Army) measurement. Suddenly, huge Brachinus appeared, jumped onto a PCB, and farted. Flames, lightmap and rafiki were dead but their spirits remained in the astral something.
Another homo who jumped on a dildo and got burnt alive also had a big blue vagina. He defied the laws of biology. How come this penis of his curled something massive, jumped, and hurt itslef? "NO!" shouted Katie when her orgasm reached maximum pleasure. "Should masturbation involve golden shovels?" mumbled Bongo whilst his mouth bit a flexible penis which ejaculated chocolate sperm crisps. Sperm was painfully increasing every hour while elephants squashed, ejaculating, onto Bob.
Then someone fell off their chair at the cinema. "Who licked popcorn from Fierdd's sweet and sour erection, ejaculated, and swallowed a pick-pocketer?" screamed Rosemary whilst stroking her huge pubic hair which were pink and wet with squidgy pieces of beef attached. Then Fierdd unzipped her outfit to reveal a melted condom stuck in somebody's penis. "Oh yes!" screamed a naked snowman. I wish you had shot my microscopic chandalier cake pot pie with his dildo of chesse coated with chocolate pee. "Too late" said Robby the ejaculating sheep while sitting on a apple, he wet the apple with juices from James brain.
"Help I'm being hit with a replica model of an erection." shouted Pineapple hairs. "Sticky and wet ones" he cried. An hour later his sexy mum, who was 66, sat on a squashed piece of pidgeon wing. It felt really smooth compared to Lucy's spiky helmet.
The next night there was some ejaculations happening at sexy susans house because she wasn't big enough to fit her
_________________ I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
Olny 55% of plepoe can.
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A dog woke up sexually by being urinated on by his nephew in the Bathtub. "Woof" he commented happily.
On the bathtub boobs enlarged to fit the dogs bra size. "woof" the dog exclaimed whilst his nose grew as long as a piece of string. Then someone had noticed that Anthony had sperm ejaculating from his penis. Suddenly the sperm ejaculated from Anthony's ears. "Yes gaylord" said Mr Pregnancy as his water broke. "Suck my massive belly button and then faint at the sight of my tiny penis". John then decided to buy a packet of strawberry condoms. "I'll need a huge box so that I can fit it through janet's vagina" Shouted vaginaca penissu.
Meanwhile, his great aunt undressed under diseased luminoth breasts. Suddenly, Ing said "boobs!!!!!!!" His sister returned with condoms so they could screw each others sexual body parts all over the toilet seat. "Push harder and faster!!!!" she screamed before he rubbed her fanny. Her fanny tightened and she told herself "this hurts, but i'm having underage sex, very fun for getting the fanny wet"
All the bedroom stunk of sperm and wet pussy. Then a fucking lesbian got undressed and rubbed jam over her vagina for the 14 year old girl to lick dry. The wet girl wanted more butt-sex and penis erections. Then she had orgasms all over herself which she licked doggie crums with. Her mom came into the hooker-bar and ejaculated after a man came. "Suck more from him, after she's ready, she ate".
Two days earlier Vaginaca found Fanny having flumwurst up the big behind. I jumped towards the wet chicken but slipped and ejaculated upwards when erections happened so fast. "Are bathtubs supposed to be sticky?" commented five lesbians as they finished buttsex and orgasm time.
"can i lick your wet fucking fanny full of sexy sperm? I want ultra painful fanny vs other vagina sex." screamed one of the lesbians while they were getting raped from slim even sexier girls. The girls were having extrememly wet, sexy, beautiful, long orgasms all over themselves.
When Borat jumped out he saw a naked girl in tar flavoured sperm. The dog mensioned how wonderful the last Mars trip was with submarine flavoured coats.
Substainable development was so problematic that Mr. Pumblechook struggled to recite the equasion for it. Gongajonga however managed an Abrams (M1A2 MBT, US Army) measurement. Suddenly, huge Brachinus appeared, jumped onto a PCB, and farted. Flames, lightmap and rafiki were dead but their spirits remained in the astral something.
Another homo who jumped on a dildo and got burnt alive also had a big blue vagina. He defied the laws of biology. How come this penis of his curled something massive, jumped, and hurt itslef? "NO!" shouted Katie when her orgasm reached maximum pleasure. "Should masturbation involve golden shovels?" mumbled Bongo whilst his mouth bit a flexible penis which ejaculated chocolate sperm crisps. Sperm was painfully increasing every hour while elephants squashed, ejaculating, onto Bob.
Then someone fell off their chair at the cinema. "Who licked popcorn from Fierdd's sweet and sour erection, ejaculated, and swallowed a pick-pocketer?" screamed Rosemary whilst stroking her huge pubic hair which were pink and wet with squidgy pieces of beef attached. Then Fierdd unzipped her outfit to reveal a melted condom stuck in somebody's penis. "Oh yes!" screamed a naked snowman. I wish you had shot my microscopic chandalier cake pot pie with his dildo of chesse coated with chocolate pee. "Too late" said Robby the ejaculating sheep while sitting on a apple, he wet the apple with juices from James brain.
"Help I'm being hit with a replica model of an erection." shouted Pineapple hairs. "Sticky and wet ones" he cried. An hour later his sexy mum, who was 66, sat on a squashed piece of pidgeon wing. It felt really smooth compared to Lucy's spiky helmet.
The next night there was some ejaculations happening at sexy susans house because she wasn't big enough to fit her penis
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A dog woke up sexually by being urinated on by his nephew in the Bathtub. "Woof" he commented happily.
On the bathtub boobs enlarged to fit the dogs bra size. "woof" the dog exclaimed whilst his nose grew as long as a piece of string. Then someone had noticed that Anthony had sperm ejaculating from his penis. Suddenly the sperm ejaculated from Anthony's ears. "Yes gaylord" said Mr Pregnancy as his water broke. "Suck my massive belly button and then faint at the sight of my tiny penis". John then decided to buy a packet of strawberry condoms. "I'll need a huge box so that I can fit it through janet's vagina" Shouted vaginaca penissu.
Meanwhile, his great aunt undressed under diseased luminoth breasts. Suddenly, Ing said "boobs!!!!!!!" His sister returned with condoms so they could screw each others sexual body parts all over the toilet seat. "Push harder and faster!!!!" she screamed before he rubbed her fanny. Her fanny tightened and she told herself "this hurts, but i'm having underage sex, very fun for getting the fanny wet"
All the bedroom stunk of sperm and wet pussy. Then a fucking lesbian got undressed and rubbed jam over her vagina for the 14 year old girl to lick dry. The wet girl wanted more butt-sex and penis erections. Then she had orgasms all over herself which she licked doggie crums with. Her mom came into the hooker-bar and ejaculated after a man came. "Suck more from him, after she's ready, she ate".
Two days earlier Vaginaca found Fanny having flumwurst up the big behind. I jumped towards the wet chicken but slipped and ejaculated upwards when erections happened so fast. "Are bathtubs supposed to be sticky?" commented five lesbians as they finished buttsex and orgasm time.
"can i lick your wet fucking fanny full of sexy sperm? I want ultra painful fanny vs other vagina sex." screamed one of the lesbians while they were getting raped from slim even sexier girls. The girls were having extrememly wet, sexy, beautiful, long orgasms all over themselves.
When Borat jumped out he saw a naked girl in tar flavoured sperm. The dog mensioned how wonderful the last Mars trip was with submarine flavoured coats.
Substainable development was so problematic that Mr. Pumblechook struggled to recite the equasion for it. Gongajonga however managed an Abrams (M1A2 MBT, US Army) measurement. Suddenly, huge Brachinus appeared, jumped onto a PCB, and farted. Flames, lightmap and rafiki were dead but their spirits remained in the astral something.
Another homo who jumped on a dildo and got burnt alive also had a big blue vagina. He defied the laws of biology. How come this penis of his curled something massive, jumped, and hurt itslef? "NO!" shouted Katie when her orgasm reached maximum pleasure. "Should masturbation involve golden shovels?" mumbled Bongo whilst his mouth bit a flexible penis which ejaculated chocolate sperm crisps. Sperm was painfully increasing every hour while elephants squashed, ejaculating, onto Bob.
Then someone fell off their chair at the cinema. "Who licked popcorn from Fierdd's sweet and sour erection, ejaculated, and swallowed a pick-pocketer?" screamed Rosemary whilst stroking her huge pubic hair which were pink and wet with squidgy pieces of beef attached. Then Fierdd unzipped her outfit to reveal a melted condom stuck in somebody's penis. "Oh yes!" screamed a naked snowman. I wish you had shot my microscopic chandalier cake pot pie with his dildo of chesse coated with chocolate pee. "Too late" said Robby the ejaculating sheep while sitting on a apple, he wet the apple with juices from James brain.
"Help I'm being hit with a replica model of an erection." shouted Pineapple hairs. "Sticky and wet ones" he cried. An hour later his sexy mum, who was 66, sat on a squashed piece of pidgeon wing. It felt really smooth compared to Lucy's spiky helmet.
The next night there was some ejaculations happening at sexy susans house because she wasn't big enough to fit her penis in
_________________ I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
Olny 55% of plepoe can.
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