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Talk like your favorite character from a game.This is how it works, I am Master chief.
The enemies. are over the ridge and me must destoy them.
Then the person below talks like there character and gose on with the sentence.
Also if you want to change game charecters just PM me and I will decide.
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sano in pripyat
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(for the record...not many game characters talk...)
well your in luck, cause sonics the name, speeds my game
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RTP
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Yes actually lots of charecters talk
Good sonic, move up to bradley point and provide speed support.
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sano in pripyat
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too easy
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RTP
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Good, with that we can move up to the next mission. Briefing in 5mins.
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sano in pripyat
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(going solid...solid snake anyway)
otagon, whats with that guy?
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RTP
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He is a priority target and must be destroyed by all means.
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stephenmercer
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>YES
NO
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sano in pripyat
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mm, why does mei hafta always use proverbs to speak?
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sniper kitty
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I'll be link.
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sano in pripyat
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(lol, tats funny)
otagon, when are we leaving, i want this assignment done
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RTP
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This is master chief, grab your gear and meet me in pelican. We will be dropping shortly.
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sano in pripyat
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otagon, whats a pelican?
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RTP
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Snake? is that really you or are you a spy, (marine take him out) snake just ignore the red dot on your head ok.
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sano in pripyat
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ching, do you have any chinese proverbs that can help in this situation?
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RTP
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See the dot, ignore the dot. (marine hurry, he is a spy and crazy)
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sano in pripyat
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no, im not liquid snake...if i were i could do this (kills every marine and leaves master chief in pain without moving) MUWAHAHAHAHAHA cough cough, i mean...(i swiatched to liquid snake)
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RTP
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Ohh the pain. I will ignore the pain like on the books. And I just blew your head off with my M20shotgun. SUCK IT>
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sano in pripyat
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you missed @$#%, remember, im liquid snake...(tears mc apart, literally, he has no head now )
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RTP
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YOU CANT KILL MY CHARECTER!!!
Somehow my head is still alive because masterchief is a tough muther@###er.
I hate you snake. I will come back. (teleports with cortana help)
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sano in pripyat
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hehe, i found you!! i think well call you lopez, the spanish speaking head from blood gulch
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RTP
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No, senoire, me no speak english. SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND. Boom. You just got killed thrice over hahahahahahah.
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sniper kitty
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...
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RTP
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....I was fixed and am back up in operatinal status. A massive air strike is headed along to snakes hideout. I need MAC CANNONS(for any of you who dont know what that means, magnetic accelerator cannon) (kick butt machine) firing now. FIRE!!!
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sano in pripyat
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(appears behind MC) why, was that aimed at me? well guess what...you missed!! (tears off MCs head and attaches it to his torn off arm, so now hes a head on an arm that walks with his fingers) hehe. now you can be grif
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RTP
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OH GOD IT HURTS WHY SHOULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME!!!. mc PULLS OUT TEN GERNADS AND PUTS THEM IN SNAKES BANDANNA. THEY EXPLODE KILLING HIM INSTANTLY ALONG WITH mc.
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sano in pripyat
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hey cool, you killed te only person whos ever killed me...wow, i never thought youd be such a good bad guy (bad guy echos in master chiefs head as he begins to realize that its possible...considering MC's only a head){and an arm}
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RTP
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I am chainging to the Arbiter on Halo 3
We must quell this Heresy
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sano in pripyat
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have fun...from your death bed!!!! (i then kill all the prophets)
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sniper kitty
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RTP
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They were bad anyway and I actually killed the third one so HAAAA!!
This heresy must end now for the Elite race to survive this encounter. (the arbiter appears behind liquid snake and cuts him in half sticking plasma grenads on his body blowing him up to never return again.)
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sniper kitty
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RTP
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(stop putting ...)
Burn his unholy body. We must never allow his remains to stay intact. Burn them all.
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sano in pripyat
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thanks...that stand in was kinda annoying...never really liked him...sorry arbiter, but the only possible person that can kill me is dead thanks to MC...(watch starts going off) oooh, i gotta go...we'll finish this later...my souffle is burning
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RTP
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The arbiter goes and brings back MC
(I am MC again)
You covenant, jerks, you killed me luquid snake. (he takes his shotgun, puts it to the back of snakes head and pulls the trigger.
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sano in pripyat
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(liquid snake isnt here anymore, hes dealing with his souffle)
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RTP
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But then Mc comes back as Zombie Mc and kills liquid snake killing him instiatnly by a spoon he was using when he died. (he found him trying to save his souffle.)
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sniper kitty
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I'm Link, he doesn't talk
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RTP
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Well just think that he talks or choose someone else. That is the game after all.
(back to the arbiter)
Alas his unholy body will never again trouble us. Let this heretic be a lesson. Our next target is Link. Kill him. Heresy must always be destroyed.
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sano in pripyat
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dang near screwed up my souffle you face!!(no more MC at all...but the arbiter is there...he can kill link)
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RTP
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(arbiter comes up behind link and decapitates him outright with no chance of saving himself.)
Another heretic is gone. He will trouble us no more.
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sano in pripyat
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dangit!!!you made my souffle deflate!!!!!!!!!!!!...cough...well, my cakes still good...want some arby?
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RTP
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Sure. But does it have milk in it. I am lactoseintolerant and will die if I drink it or eat it.
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sano in pripyat
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idk...i used the boxed mix....you can try it
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RTP
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OK..............CHHOELAHLDHFLDSJLHF;D(CANT BRETHE)HJLCCKCKCKKCKCKCKCKCKCKCKCKKCKCKCKCKC(Arbiter must go to the hospital for now but will go back shortly.)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...........It had milk in it.
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sano in pripyat
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uuuh...hehe, thisll be one heck of a highlight reel...for anyone but him
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RTP
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(arby comes back and cuts his stove and baking things in half)
I laught at this heresy. It is all dead.
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sano in pripyat
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uuuuh, theres a pie in the microwave...minus the milk
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RTP
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(arbiter gets the flametrower and gose to town.) He cooks it in four minutes and they eat it and have a good time.
Finnaly somthing that is nothing to do with heresy.
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Big_Dan_T
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Cortona....upload the scimatics in the suit, I see twenty grunts but my radar only shows five....... we've got a big problem here....Looks like the flood have decided to join us.
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sniper kitty
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...
(btw, it's spelled "Schematics" not "scimatics)
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sano in pripyat
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hey, look, MC's back...lets kill him!!!!!!! whos with me!?!?!?!?!
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RTP
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Yes, let us kill this heresy,(second halo, beggining) He will troulbe us no more. Ship master, begin bombardment. Liquid snake, lead the charge.
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sniper kitty
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RTP
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(In the exploision, link was killed while making cupcakes for Zelda)
"Shipmaster, we just killed link" No matter, his cupcakes are awful, back on track.
Liquid snake, what is your position???
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sano in pripyat
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next to my souffle again...oh you meant for the battle? im done. hes dead.
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RTP
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You mean you already dealt with the heresy?
Link was killed with him.?
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sano in pripyat
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no, link was gone...had to huint him...but yes, im sleepy now...bye
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RTP
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I thought that mighty people never slept. Mabey that is just us elites.
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sano in pripyat
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yep...you guys are weird
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RTP
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Are you calling my master race weird. YOU will die if you do not join us.!!!!!!!
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