If you're a fan of jelly,
Then do not wear one welly
but instead eat some cake
while hitting yourself with a garden rake
This may hurt, unless
u decide to wear a purple dress
Which is only fashionable in
a pterodactyls wing
but then there is some kandy
that was trying to eat mandy
who was very dandy
but wasnt very handy.

The next day at the beach,
When I was trying to teach,
a stupid boy to dance.
he was so silly,
his name is billy
he ate marshmallows
then he played the chello
i decided to have a melon
then he said hes gellin'
with a pin.
drinking gin
while looking at a pole
he realised he wasn't a mole
but he was fat
just like the sniper cat
who started to get angry
at sir bangly wangly
who got all mangly
and ate a slice of
the chickens glove.
But that was such a shove
that he began to need to scratch
On top of the dog named Patch.
He was really loud
and fell off a blue cloud
Made of tasty muffins
and of shirt cufflin's
Which are on the end of
the chovnov.
From down the chovnov came a Bounding
A horn sounding
a cat growling,
And a dog meowing.
and the parent going to his room
while sliding down a giant log Flume
Which was actually made of glass
that lokked like a piece of grass
but it was really red
made by a guy named ned
It made a law that women must be topless
And that there is a new word which is "flopless"
which really isnt an actual word
and a sandwhich made from lemon curd
who looked like a pineaple and wore a dress
and played chess
and said Star Wars is the Best
because of his treasure chest
and said king adam is the best
except when he wears that vest,
but i told u all
that you eat a wall

Now that verse is really long,
i hope no 1 gets it wrong
DON'T YOU SMELL SOMETHING FISHY?!
I no 1 makes a wishey
that didnt make sense
built by a man who was dense.

Then we went on to another verse,
and started to drive very big herse
while searching through our purse
as if eating something from forensic
while eating some anesthetics
as if eating something from forensic
she then poured some anastetics
i cant think of eney words but  forensic
i cant think of any other word that rhymes
so i tell u to get with the times.

Then i decide to eat a big boat,
The boat was made of Oak
with a system of Pneumatics
it was built by robotics.
And also men who,
decided to go poo
but then the peanut butter
started to churn butter
then got the CIA
and a large lump of hay
To buy a packet of chips,
that was large enough to sink some battle ships
you need to get snakes with