Insane Story

stephenmercer · Insane Story

The aim: Copy, paste and continue a story from the previous poster, but contradict what somebody already said in the story. Underline the part you are contradicting.

I'll start the story -

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Once upon a time, Mr Lucus Squarely woke up and rubbed his eyes. It was 2:00 am and he noticed he was late for his shift. He was a police officer, so he needed to be there! He got on his uniform and went out with 5000000000 rashers of bacon. He lived at 6 Noel Drive.

flicky1991

Once upon a time, Mr Lucus Squarely woke up and rubbed his eyes. It was 2:00 am and he noticed he was late for his shift. He was a police officer, so he needed to be there! He got on his uniform and went out with 5000000000 rashers of bacon. He lived at 6 Noel Drive.

Lucus arrived at the road he patrolled on Tuesdays. He put on the special machine he needed to see with since he had no eyes.

sniper kitty

Once upon a time, Mr Lucus Squarely woke up and rubbed his eyes. It was 2:00 am and he noticed he was late for his shift. He was a police officer, so he needed to be there! He got on his uniform and went out with 5000000000 rashers of bacon. He lived at 6 Noel Drive.

Lucus arrived at the road he patrolled on Tuesdays. He put on the special machine he needed to see with since he had no eyes.

It was a fine Thursday morning, not a cloud in the sky. He went out and bought a large bottle of perfume flavored rocks.

flicky1991

Once upon a time, Mr Lucus Squarely woke up and rubbed his eyes. It was 2:00 am and he noticed he was late for his shift. He was a police officer, so he needed to be there! He got on his uniform and went out with 5000000000 rashers of bacon. He lived at 6 Noel Drive.

Lucus arrived at the road he patrolled on Tuesdays. He put on the special machine he needed to see with since he had no eyes.

It was a fine Thursday morning, not a cloud in the sky. He went out and bought a large bottle of perfume flavored rocks.

He finished it a second later, saying "I think they should make large ones." It was then that he saw a woman trip over her shoelaces, fall into a manhole, and fly back out, three miles into the air.

sniper kitty

Once upon a time, Mr Lucus Squarely woke up and rubbed his eyes. It was 2:00 am and he noticed he was late for his shift. He was a police officer, so he needed to be there! He got on his uniform and went out with 5000000000 rashers of bacon. He lived at 6 Noel Drive.

Lucus arrived at the road he patrolled on Tuesdays. He put on the special machine he needed to see with since he had no eyes.

It was a fine Thursday morning, not a cloud in the sky. He went out and bought a large bottle of perfume flavored rocks.

He finished it a second later, saying "I think they should make large ones." It was then that he saw a woman trip over her shoelaces, fall into a manhole, and fly back out, three miles into the air.

Upon examination, the police found that she had fallen out of her sandals. The governor of Lucustown later created a law requiring all manholes be imprisoned for conspiracy against women who can't be bothered to wear actual shoes.

flicky1991

Once upon a time, Mr Lucus Squarely woke up and rubbed his eyes. It was 2:00 am and he noticed he was late for his shift. He was a police officer, so he needed to be there! He got on his uniform and went out with 5000000000 rashers of bacon. He lived at 6 Noel Drive.

Lucus arrived at the road he patrolled on Tuesdays. He put on the special machine he needed to see with since he had no eyes.

It was a fine Thursday morning, not a cloud in the sky. He went out and bought a large bottle of perfume flavored rocks.

He finished it a second later, saying "I think they should make large ones." It was then that he saw a woman trip over her shoelaces, fall into a manhole, and fly back out, three miles into the air.

Upon examination, the police found that she had fallen out of her sandals. The governor of Lucustown later created a law requiring all manholes be imprisoned for conspiracy against women who can't be bothered to wear actual shoes.

Since Lucustown's governor had recently been shot, and so they currently didn't have one, it was necessary to go through the strange legal procedures of Lucuscountry, which including making trifles, juggling encyclopaedias, and playing sex-related video games.

sniper kitty

Once upon a time, Mr Lucus Squarely woke up and rubbed his eyes. It was 2:00 am and he noticed he was late for his shift. He was a police officer, so he needed to be there! He got on his uniform and went out with 5000000000 rashers of bacon. He lived at 6 Noel Drive.

Lucus arrived at the road he patrolled on Tuesdays. He put on the special machine he needed to see with since he had no eyes.

It was a fine Thursday morning, not a cloud in the sky. He went out and bought a large bottle of perfume flavored rocks.

He finished it a second later, saying "I think they should make large ones." It was then that he saw a woman trip over her shoelaces, fall into a manhole, and fly back out, three miles into the air.

Upon examination, the police found that she had fallen out of her sandals. The governor of Lucustown later created a law requiring all manholes be imprisoned for conspiracy against women who can't be bothered to wear actual shoes.

Since Lucustown's governor had recently been shot, and so they currently didn't have one, it was necessary to go through the strange legal procedures of Lucuscountry, which including making trifles, juggling encyclopaedias, and playing sex-related video games.

The stabbing of Lucustown's governor had been a terrible ocasion for all. It made people cry, especially Mr. Lucus, who turned out to be a woman.

stephenmercer

Once upon a time, Mr Lucus Squarely woke up and rubbed his eyes. It was 2:00 am and he noticed he was late for his shift. He was a police officer, so he needed to be there! He got on his uniform and went out with 5000000000 rashers of bacon. He lived at 6 Noel Drive.

Lucus arrived at the road he patrolled on Tuesdays. He put on the special machine he needed to see with since he had no eyes.

It was a fine Thursday morning, not a cloud in the sky. He went out and bought a large bottle of perfume flavored rocks.

He finished it a second later, saying "I think they should make large ones." It was then that he saw a woman trip over her shoelaces, fall into a manhole, and fly back out, three miles into the air.

Upon examination, the police found that she had fallen out of her sandals. The governor of Lucustown later created a law requiring all manholes be imprisoned for conspiracy against women who can't be bothered to wear actual shoes.

Since Lucustown's governor had recently been shot, and so they currently didn't have one, it was necessary to go through the strange legal procedures of Lucuscountry, which including making trifles, juggling encyclopaedias, and playing sex-related video games.

The stabbing of Lucustown's governor had been a terrible ocasion for all. It made people cry, especially Mr. Lucus, who turned out to be a woman.

Lucus rubbed his testicles which were completely shaved. This caused a passing squid to shout, "Hello, bald balls!"

sniper kitty

Once upon a time, Mr Lucus Squarely woke up and rubbed his eyes. It was 2:00 am and he noticed he was late for his shift. He was a police officer, so he needed to be there! He got on his uniform and went out with 5000000000 rashers of bacon. He lived at 6 Noel Drive.

Lucus arrived at the road he patrolled on Tuesdays. He put on the special machine he needed to see with since he had no eyes.

It was a fine Thursday morning, not a cloud in the sky. He went out and bought a large bottle of perfume flavored rocks.

He finished it a second later, saying "I think they should make large ones." It was then that he saw a woman trip over her shoelaces, fall into a manhole, and fly back out, three miles into the air.

Upon examination, the police found that she had fallen out of her sandals. The governor of Lucustown later created a law requiring all manholes be imprisoned for conspiracy against women who can't be bothered to wear actual shoes.

Since Lucustown's governor had recently been shot, and so they currently didn't have one, it was necessary to go through the strange legal procedures of Lucuscountry, which including making trifles, juggling encyclopaedias, and playing sex-related video games.

The stabbing of Lucustown's governor had been a terrible ocasion for all. It made people cry, especially Mr. Lucus, who turned out to be a woman.

Lucus rubbed his testicles which were completely shaved. This caused a passing squid to shout, "Hello, bald balls!"

Mr. Lucus was wondering why the squid never left his house. He went on to do completely pointless tasks which are of no relevance to this story unless the next person decides that they should be, or Lelouch vi Brittania commands them to be.

god

Once upon a time, Mr Lucus Squarely woke up and rubbed his eyes. It was 2:00 am and he noticed he was late for his shift. He was a police officer, so he needed to be there! He got on his uniform and went out with 5000000000 rashers of bacon. He lived at 6 Noel Drive.

Lucus arrived at the road he patrolled on Tuesdays. He put on the special machine he needed to see with since he had no eyes.

It was a fine Thursday morning, not a cloud in the sky. He went out and bought a large bottle of perfume flavored rocks.

He finished it a second later, saying "I think they should make large ones." It was then that he saw a woman trip over her shoelaces, fall into a manhole, and fly back out, three miles into the air.

Upon examination, the police found that she had fallen out of her sandals. The governor of Lucustown later created a law requiring all manholes be imprisoned for conspiracy against women who can't be bothered to wear actual shoes.

Since Lucustown's governor had recently been shot, and so they currently didn't have one, it was necessary to go through the strange legal procedures of Lucuscountry, which including making trifles, juggling encyclopaedias, and playing sex-related video games.

The stabbing of Lucustown's governor had been a terrible ocasion for all. It made people cry, especially Mr. Lucus, who turned out to be a woman.

Lucus rubbed his testicles which were completely shaved. This caused a passing squid to shout, "Hello, bald balls!"

Mr. Lucus was wondering why the squid never left his house. He went on to do completely pointless tasks which are of no relevance to this story unless the next person decides that they should be, or Lelouch vi Brittania commands them to be.

Seeing that Ms Brittania (AKA the queen of England) decided that due to the fact that her pink handbag had gone missing, that all squids and other marine lifeforms should end up in her gold fish tank.

sniper kitty

(England has an emperor, not a queen)

Once upon a time, Mr Lucus Squarely woke up and rubbed his eyes. It was 2:00 am and he noticed he was late for his shift. He was a police officer, so he needed to be there! He got on his uniform and went out with 5000000000 rashers of bacon. He lived at 6 Noel Drive.

Lucus arrived at the road he patrolled on Tuesdays. He put on the special machine he needed to see with since he had no eyes.

It was a fine Thursday morning, not a cloud in the sky. He went out and bought a large bottle of perfume flavored rocks.

He finished it a second later, saying "I think they should make large ones." It was then that he saw a woman trip over her shoelaces, fall into a manhole, and fly back out, three miles into the air.

Upon examination, the police found that she had fallen out of her sandals. The governor of Lucustown later created a law requiring all manholes be imprisoned for conspiracy against women who can't be bothered to wear actual shoes.

Since Lucustown's governor had recently been shot, and so they currently didn't have one, it was necessary to go through the strange legal procedures of Lucuscountry, which including making trifles, juggling encyclopaedias, and playing sex-related video games.

The stabbing of Lucustown's governor had been a terrible ocasion for all. It made people cry, especially Mr. Lucus, who turned out to be a woman.

Lucus rubbed his testicles which were completely shaved. This caused a passing squid to shout, "Hello, bald balls!"

Mr. Lucus was wondering why the squid never left his house. He went on to do completely pointless tasks which are of no relevance to this story unless the next person decides that they should be, or Lelouch vi Brittania commands them to be.

Seeing that Ms Brittania (AKA the queen of England) decided that due to the fact that her pink handbag had gone missing, that all squids and other marine lifeforms should end up in her gold fish tank.

When his shift ended, the goldfish hopped out of the tank and went to Scotland, for and got severely raped.

stephenmercer

Once upon a time, Mr Lucus Squarely woke up and rubbed his eyes. It was 2:00 am and he noticed he was late for his shift. He was a police officer, so he needed to be there! He got on his uniform and went out with 5000000000 rashers of bacon. He lived at 6 Noel Drive.

Lucus arrived at the road he patrolled on Tuesdays. He put on the special machine he needed to see with since he had no eyes.

It was a fine Thursday morning, not a cloud in the sky. He went out and bought a large bottle of perfume flavored rocks.

He finished it a second later, saying "I think they should make large ones." It was then that he saw a woman trip over her shoelaces, fall into a manhole, and fly back out, three miles into the air.

Upon examination, the police found that she had fallen out of her sandals. The governor of Lucustown later created a law requiring all manholes be imprisoned for conspiracy against women who can't be bothered to wear actual shoes.

Since Lucustown's governor had recently been shot, and so they currently didn't have one, it was necessary to go through the strange legal procedures of Lucuscountry, which including making trifles, juggling encyclopaedias, and playing sex-related video games.

The stabbing of Lucustown's governor had been a terrible ocasion for all. It made people cry, especially Mr. Lucus, who turned out to be a woman.

Lucus rubbed his testicles which were completely shaved. This caused a passing squid to shout, "Hello, bald balls!"

Mr. Lucus was wondering why the squid never left his house. He went on to do completely pointless tasks which are of no relevance to this story unless the next person decides that they should be, or Lelouch vi Brittania commands them to be.

Seeing that Ms Brittania (AKA the queen of England) decided that due to the fact that her pink handbag had gone missing, that all squids and other marine lifeforms should end up in her gold fish tank.

When his shift ended, the goldfish hopped out of the tank and went to Scotland, for and got severely raped.

The silver fish tank exploded for no known reason.

sniper kitty

Once upon a time, Mr Lucus Squarely woke up and rubbed his eyes. It was 2:00 am and he noticed he was late for his shift. He was a police officer, so he needed to be there! He got on his uniform and went out with 5000000000 rashers of bacon. He lived at 6 Noel Drive.

Lucus arrived at the road he patrolled on Tuesdays. He put on the special machine he needed to see with since he had no eyes.

It was a fine Thursday morning, not a cloud in the sky. He went out and bought a large bottle of perfume flavored rocks.

He finished it a second later, saying "I think they should make large ones." It was then that he saw a woman trip over her shoelaces, fall into a manhole, and fly back out, three miles into the air.

Upon examination, the police found that she had fallen out of her sandals. The governor of Lucustown later created a law requiring all manholes be imprisoned for conspiracy against women who can't be bothered to wear actual shoes.

Since Lucustown's governor had recently been shot, and so they currently didn't have one, it was necessary to go through the strange legal procedures of Lucuscountry, which including making trifles, juggling encyclopaedias, and playing sex-related video games.

The stabbing of Lucustown's governor had been a terrible ocasion for all. It made people cry, especially Mr. Lucus, who turned out to be a woman.

Lucus rubbed his testicles which were completely shaved. This caused a passing squid to shout, "Hello, bald balls!"

Mr. Lucus was wondering why the squid never left his house. He went on to do completely pointless tasks which are of no relevance to this story unless the next person decides that they should be, or Lelouch vi Brittania commands them to be.

Seeing that Ms Brittania (AKA the queen of England) decided that due to the fact that her pink handbag had gone missing, that all squids and other marine lifeforms should end up in her gold fish tank.

When his shift ended, the goldfish hopped out of the tank and went to Scotland, for and got severely raped.

The silver fish tank exploded for no known reason.

The fish was very disapointed that his Humvee randomly exploded but didn't let it ruin his day of being raped. Mr. Lucus later found a dead, raped fish on the sde of the road.

stephenmercer

Once upon a time, Mr Lucus Squarely woke up and rubbed his eyes. It was 2:00 am and he noticed he was late for his shift. He was a police officer, so he needed to be there! He got on his uniform and went out with 5000000000 rashers of bacon. He lived at 6 Noel Drive.

Lucus arrived at the road he patrolled on Tuesdays. He put on the special machine he needed to see with since he had no eyes.

It was a fine Thursday morning, not a cloud in the sky. He went out and bought a large bottle of perfume flavored rocks.

He finished it a second later, saying "I think they should make large ones." It was then that he saw a woman trip over her shoelaces, fall into a manhole, and fly back out, three miles into the air.

Upon examination, the police found that she had fallen out of her sandals. The governor of Lucustown later created a law requiring all manholes be imprisoned for conspiracy against women who can't be bothered to wear actual shoes.

Since Lucustown's governor had recently been shot, and so they currently didn't have one, it was necessary to go through the strange legal procedures of Lucuscountry, which including making trifles, juggling encyclopaedias, and playing sex-related video games.

The stabbing of Lucustown's governor had been a terrible ocasion for all. It made people cry, especially Mr. Lucus, who turned out to be a woman.

Lucus rubbed his testicles which were completely shaved. This caused a passing squid to shout, "Hello, bald balls!"

Mr. Lucus was wondering why the squid never left his house. He went on to do completely pointless tasks which are of no relevance to this story unless the next person decides that they should be, or Lelouch vi Brittania commands them to be.

Seeing that Ms Brittania (AKA the queen of England) decided that due to the fact that her pink handbag had gone missing, that all squids and other marine lifeforms should end up in her gold fish tank.

When his shift ended, the goldfish hopped out of the tank and went to Scotland, for and got severely raped.

The silver fish tank exploded for no known reason.

The fish was very disapointed that his Humvee randomly exploded but didn't let it ruin his day of being raped. Mr. Lucus later found a dead, raped fish on the sde of the road.

All this happened no times upon a time. That didn't stop Lucus getting stuck in the holes in the pavement however.

sniper kitty

You broke the rules. You're supposed to mess with the previous statement.

stephenmercer

I wrote the rules. It clearly states, "contradict what somebody already said in the story", and not, "contradict what the last poster said in the story."

READ THE RULES, YOU MUFFIN!