Fix up a wish

god · Fix up a wish

This is the oppostie of Sniper Kitty's "Corrupt a wish".

Example: I wish eveyone would die.

and turn it into: granted, but then they come back to life.

Take a negative and turn it into positive

Got it? good!

I wish for my friends to suffer, like me.

MXA

Granted but then i find a £10000 pound note so i run away from the suffering

I wish i had no fingers

god

granted, but you find that you can cope better without them.

I wish for my enemies to be cast into poverty

MXA

granted but then a rich person comes along and says there going to give £1 million to everyone who is pore.

I wish this forum had 0 members and 0 posts

sniper kitty

Granted. I'm a pessimist.

I wish we would all die and rot in a terrible fate worse than that of hell.

sano in pripyat

granted, but it turns into my house so we just play Wii and x-box 360 and stuff

i wish for poisoned kandy

me

you get a poisoned kandy

YAY!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I understood this game

sniper kitty

I don't care.

I wish God would stop messing with my threads by making them nice and happy.

sano in pripyat

granted, then you mess with them and do that

i wish i had too much food

sniper kitty

granted.

me

I wish you wished

sniper kitty

Too bad

sano in pripyat

i wish i had kandy wrappers

god

granted but you recycle them ]

I wish sniper Kitty would stop messing around in my antethesis of his game.

sano in pripyat

granted, but he...um....idk what he could do thats good

i wish i could pull someones skull out

god

granted but you like candy skulls better.

I wish for all hell to break loose

flicky1991

granted but it turns into heaven

i wish the forum didn't exist

god

granted but then AXM makes and even better one.

I wish for a demon rampage

sano in pripyat

granted, but alas, the angels sing

i wish i could beat someone down on halo 3 with their own skull

god

granted but you end the war and declare peace.

sano in pripyat

granted, but there was no wish, so it was just a good day

i wish for fire

god

Granted but people put out the fire.

I wish for a book of death

stephenmercer

granted but it has bits about life

i wish i had £0.00

flicky1991

granted but you also have £1000000

I wish I had no lungs

sano in pripyat

granted, but you donated them, so its ok

wish i was sniper kitty

sniper kitty

Being me is enough of a good thing.

Iwishfortheapocalypse

god

granted but i correct your sentance to : I wish for the rebirth, so you become pregnant.

I wish for a demonic side to me

flicky1991

granted but the good side kills the demonic side

i wish i was about to die

god

granted but I pull you back from death (regretably)

I wish for a mad woman with a giant syringeymabob to kill everyone.

sniper kitty

Granted but she sees you and runs away after seeing your face.

I wish for world peace, happiness ans french fries.

sano in pripyat

granted.

i wish for poison

god

granted but everyone has natural immunity to it.

I wish for a nuclear bomb

sniper kitty

Granted, but it's just a model

MXA

granted but you get everything and not nothing

I wish for a pet Llama

sniper kitty

Granted. Llamas are good.

I wish for the plague of rabbits.

btw, i'm tied with me in posts.

god

granted but the rabbits are harmless.

I wish for poison cheesecake

angry mob

granted but everyone is immune to poison.

I wish for a pancake on fire

god

granted but it burns your house down

I wish for Philipists to destroy the town

sniper kitty

God br0k3 the rulez...

I wish for Llllllllllamas

sano in pripyat

granted...theyre good

i wish for people to ph33r my m4d skilz

sniper kitty

Granted, a llama said that so it's good.

I wish for world peace and butter

sano in pripyat

granted.

i wish for ponies

sniper kitty

Granted, but people refuse to call you gay.

I wish toy land was fake.

sano in pripyat

granted, so now its not gay

i wish for RTP to come back

sniper kitty

Granted, but I don't know him.

I wish people were moar 1337

sano in pripyat

granted, but good stuff happens

i wish for seta thereisacow "1337"

RTP

well jeff, see you are a cow. Happy. Granted look in a mirror.

I wish for my friend Parsons to let me get an A plus the whole year.

sano in pripyat

granted, "me" gets an A+

i wish for developer 1 to work

RTP

Granted
but i wish for hippies to go away, yes they are still there.

sano in pripyat

granted

i wish for nothing

RTP

granted but nothing is worth anything you want it to be.

I wish for everyone to have a good life

sano in pripyat

granted...only if that good life doesnt interfere with someone elses good life

i wish for a friend

RTP

granted, he is very special, very SPECIAL.

I wish for a new computer

sano in pripyat

your using one

i want kandy

RTP

Good, the candy or(Kandy) can be your new friend.

I wish jeff would spell Kandy right

sano in pripyat

i did spell it right

i wish for 74

RTP

what?

74 is the satonic number for(your gay)

I wish ^ would put an actual answer

sano in pripyat

not granted

i wish for 2+2=<><

RTP

granted but the +2 is actually gay men stripping

I wish jeffu would get off the fish idea

sano in pripyat

purve!!!!not granted you purve...i cant fix that after what you did

i wish for

RTP

granted but the wish must be wished and then it will be true

I wish for a moderator to make jeffu a child.

sano in pripyat

geez, your bad at this...not granted...i cant fix that...cept to not grant it

i wish

RTP

Again you wish for somthing you have not wished for but if you do wish for it then it will come true.

I wish for pollution to be gone.

sniper kitty

Granted.

I wish for lalalalalalalalallamas

RTP

granted and they give you gum on demand

I wish for gum on demand

sano in pripyat

not granted, and because i didnt grant it, you dont have cavities or stomach aches

i wish for a face

flicky1991

okay, and it has a moustache which you can use like hands

i wish for an axe in my head

sniper kitty

Granted, but your blood tastes like maple syrup so you can eat it while you die.

I wish that all the waffles in the world were gone.