sniper kitty
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Corrupt a WishI will post a wish. The next person then finds a way to make that wish negative.
example:
Person A: I wish I had a cookie.
Person B: Granted, but the cookie explodes
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after you corrupt the wish you get to make your own wish for the next poster to corrupt
Now I'll start-
I wish Connor was straight.
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MXA
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Granted but i already was so you wasted a wish...
I wish i had everything i've ever wanted..
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sniper kitty
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granted, but you get crushed under all the cr@p that you,ve ever wished for
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MXA
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Granted because your sad and you have nothing to wish for
I wish i didn't get crushed until all the cr@p that i've ever wished for
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flicky1991
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granted, but then you don't get the cr@p.
I wish I could think of a wish which couldn't be made worse
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MXA
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granted but the wish was that wish and so it backfired because you never got anything
I wish i could make sense all the time
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sniper kitty
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granted, but then you become boring and nobody ever listens to you.
I wish nobody would corrupt my wishes
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MXA
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granted but some evil person comes along and shoots me so everyone corrupts your wishes again
I wish for a million uncorruptible wishes that I can have granted whenever I want.
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sniper kitty
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| Animal Crossing man wrote: | granted but some evil person comes along and shoots me so everyone corrupts your wishes again
I wish for a million uncorruptible wishes that I can have granted whenever I want. | granted, but everyone ignores the fact that they're uncorruptable
I wish your girlfriend would stop calling me
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Copeinator
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i grant ur wish but since i havent got one u wasted another wish
I wish that snipe kitty had a brain
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flicky1991
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granted but the brain is programmed to make him kill you
i wish i were a werewolf in the werewolf game
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Copeinator
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Granted but since u are a werewolf nothing happens
I wish i was alive in the werewolf game
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MXA
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granted but then the werewolfs kill you again
I wish this forum had 10,000,000,000 members
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Copeinator
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granted but they all got bored and left
I wish for all A* in my GSCE's
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MXA
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Granted but then you get sooooo clever you get no friends because you are way to geeky...
I wish there were more hours in the day
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Copeinator
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Granted but the seasons are thrown out of whack causing summer in winter
I wish that u would make me a Mod
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sniper kitty
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Granted, but you become so unfair that everyone leaves and you have nobody to moderate
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Copeinator
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Granted but nobody listens to so ur wish gets cancelled
I wish ud stop posting
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MXA
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Granted but then no one has anyone to reply to and so everyone stops posting and the forum dies :O
I wish the forum never died
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Copeinator
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Granted but the forum is bvuried and forgetten
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sniper kitty
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granted, but it lives forever and if you get bored with it it hunts you down and kills you.
I wish I knew fewer stupid people
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MXA
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Granted but then you know so many clever people you become the geek of the world and have no friends...
I wish my cat wouldn't just on my keyboard
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Copeinator
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granted but the cat was confused so did watever it was doing again
i wish it was christmas tomorrow
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sniper kitty
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(thats a good thing. people are stupid, why talk to them willingly)
granted but it does it on your face insted
I wish that I didn't have to make contact with stupid people
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MXA
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Granted but you got no presents :O
I wish it was christmas every day of the year!
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sniper kitty
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granted, but it then becomes normal and boring and people stop giving presents
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Copeinator
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granted but u cant get bprsents as the money runs out
i wish that sniper kitty wouldnt post just after me
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sniper kitty
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| Copeinator wrote: | granted but u cant get bprsents as the money runs out
i wish that sniper kitty wouldnt post just after me | Granted. I just now posted before you so you wasted a wish.
I wish I had some more exploding muffins
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MXA
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Granted but you accidently kill yourself with them..
I wish sniper kitty would stop fogetting to post a wish...
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sniper kitty
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Granted, but I do it on purpose
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me
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ok, who stole this from my forum....
I wish I had a wish to corrupt
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sniper kitty
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i didn't steal this from your forum, I stole it from another forum which stole it from the forum in my signature. I don't know why I couldn't steal this directly, from TDS but I didn't
granted but the wish is to well thought out for you to be able to think of a way to corrupt it.
I wish me would stop accusing people of stealing games
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god
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granted but now 'me' will blame you for wishing that.
I wish for ........ Time control
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Copeinator
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Granted but u have absolutly no idead wat to do so get stuck in the trassic era
I wish that we didnt have school
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god
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granted but now you can't get a job
I wish I had a green TARDIS
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MXA
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Granted but i spray paint it pink...
I wish i was 99999 years old...
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Copeinator
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granted but u live and everybody one else dies and u live as a hermit
I wish i would be the top poster
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MXA
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granted but then you have no life because all you do is post...
I wish for a dog
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Copeinator
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Granted but the dog eats you
I wish for protection against corrupted wishes
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MXA
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granted but then you destroyed the purpose of this game and so then it got locked...
I wish this game to continue forever...
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triforce 2000
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granted but you have to whatch tis game forever not moveing.
I wish that i didnt have to wish
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Copeinator
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Granted but the wish backfires and u have to wish
I Wish that the day after tomorrow was today
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me
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you wish it but then its the day before tommorrow. which is today!
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Copeinator
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Granted but the weather was confused so nothing happened
I Wish that u would stop posting
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MXA
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Granted
I
wish
i
didnt
have
to
be
bored
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sniper kitty
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granted but your parents make you put on a dress and go to the mall.
I wish that there were fewer gay people here
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MXA
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Granted... but then more gay people come when you leave...
I wish i wasn't hungry right now...
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sniper kitty
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granted, but youre never hungry so you don't know when you're supposed to eat and you die
I wish for something good to happen
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MXA
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granted... your house turns into a mansion but it burns down and leaves you homeless
I wish to rule the world
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sniper kitty
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granted but la resistance shot you
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MXA
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Granted..... so nothing has to happen
I wish the world was actually in the shape of a cross...
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sniper kitty
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granted, but then you fall off
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MXA
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Granted again...
I wish sniper kitty was bottom on the post count...
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sniper kitty
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granyed but then I get back up
I wish I wasn't too lazy to9 fix these tyops
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MXA
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granted but it takes u so long to type now that you only have enough time for 1 post a day...
I wish i could type 100000000 words per second...
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sniper kitty
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granted, but your computer breaks so the skill becomes pointless
I wish for money
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Copeinator
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Granted but its all monolpoly so it cant be used
I wish that i had everything
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god
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granted but you become crushed under the weight of it all.
I wish for a spell book
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Sir Leopold
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Granted, but everything includes death, so you're dead.
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Copeinator
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Granted but the angfel of death doesnt except me
I wish that i was ruler of the world
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god
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granted but aliens abduct you
I wish for the deathly hallows
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Copeinator
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Granted but u die
I wish for the universe
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MXA
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granted but everyone rebells against you..
I wish for a house made of platinum...
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flicky1991
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granted, but you don't own the house, it just appears with people inside it
i wish for unlimited pizza!
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MXA
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granted but you eat so much you explode.....
I wish i could live forever...
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sniper kitty
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Granted, but you look like the face of boe
I wish that the Pizza was here
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Copeinator
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Granted but u get flattened
I wish for a mountain of chips
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flicky1991
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granted but they're not made of potato...
I wish for the ability to travel between dimensions
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MXA
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granted but you somehow travel to 9D and your human brain can not take the dimension and you go insane and are forced to stay their forever...
I wish i could eat forever and never get fat
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sniper kitty
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| Animal Crossing man wrote: | granted but you somehow travel to 9D and your human brain can not take the dimension and you go insane and are forced to stay their forever...
I wish i could eat forever and never get fat  | granted, but you get skinny instead causing you to implode
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triforce 2000
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u didnt wish
i wish for a button too stop this game
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sniper kitty
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Granted, but this forum sucks without it so everyone leaves
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MXA
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Granted you get nothing but it backfires and banned from this section of the forum, hehe...
I wish sniper kittys avatar wouldnt show up as a red cross..
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sniper kitty
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granted, i doesnt for me so you just wasted a wish
i wish i knew the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man, I wish I knew mthe muffin man who lives on Drury lane
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Copeinator
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Grantyed so he ccoks u in a big muffin and u die slowly and painfully
I wish Trace was a shorter book
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flicky1991
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granted but you forget what you've read so far and have to start over
i wish copeinator didn't post as much
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Copeinator
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Granted but the wish hits a mirror so i post even more
I wish anotoney had less intelligence than me
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MXA
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granted but then you get sooo intelligent you die...
I wish i could teleport...
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sniper kitty
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granted, but you have no power over where you go, so you teleport into the sun
I wish I was an oscar mayer wiener
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Paige_Rose
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Granted but then you die so nothing happens...
I wish i got to meet Rose McGowan
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sniper kitty
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Grantyed, but I have no idea who (s)he is so I send you to the wrong person.
I wish my signature will start working
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Paige_Rose
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Granted... 'What shall i do master?' but then you get rid of the image and so i am not in your controll any more...
I wish i could rule the world
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sniper kitty
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Granted, but you become ruler of venus which can't support life so you have no power
I wish I was cool
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MXA
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Grabted but then you die.
I wish Bluff My Bluff cards were the worlds best card game!
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angry mob
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Granted but you don't have enough different ones so everyone complains...
I wish i had a good life.
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MXA
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granted but it gets so good you cant wish any more and then you cant talk and then you die
I wish i could show everyone that religion was stupid and that no god existed
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sniper kitty
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Granted, but you end up like david (inside joke)
I wish I had 3 copies of every Yu-Gi-Oh card ever made and that they were perfectly normal and no harm comes to them or me
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Copeinator
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Granted but since u have so many u get crushed under there immense weight and die
I wish that something bad would happen to Sniper Kitty
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Sir Leopold
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Granted, Sniper Kitty is hit by a large rock.
But, you're next to him, and also get crashed.
I wish Cope would die.
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Copeinator
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Granted but u decide that i desreve to live
I wish Enrik would join the forum
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Sir Leopold
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He does, but he kills ACM and becomes the new Admin, and bans you.
I wish I did well in the French exam.
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Copeinator
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Granted but the marker released hed made a mistake so it came back u failed
I wish i was lv 70 in WOW
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Sir Leopold
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You are level 70, but a new rule states all level 70 and aboves are deleted.
I wish this forum exploded.
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MXA
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granted but then you had no where to go when you was bored...
I wish for every wish that has been made so far to be granted
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flicky1991
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Granted but then they're all corrupted. (except mine )
I wish the next Doctor Who series was nearer
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MXA
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Granted but then it was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO low budget they used a carboard box painted bright pink as a Dalek.
I wish that daleks were really pink cardboard boxes
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sniper kitty
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Granted but the show gets really low ratings and then gets cancelled.
I'm too good to make a wish.
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Sir Leopold
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Granted, but then you get banned for spamming.
I wish the cybermen were pink.
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Copeinator
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Granted but they think there too girly so decide to commit suicide
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Sir Leopold
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You didn't post a wish, what am I meant to Corrupt!?
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