Advice

stephenmercer · Advice

Give the last poster advice for their illness and tell us your illness.

My illness:

I have swelling "e"s!

Blackwolf

poke your e's with a sharp object

I have bordomosis

MXA

post more on this forum

I have a sleeping disorder so i can never sleep

Blackwolf

you dont need to it gives you more time to post on forums

I have callaphobia

stephenmercer

Put more of the Llama Song in your avatar!
It hurts when I go like this!

sniper kitty

Don't go like that.

I'm a complete @$$|-|0|_3

MXA

Be less of an asshole then =]

I'm pregnant

sniper kitty

Stab yourself in the stomach multiple times.

I'm dead.

Blackwolf

visit a necromancer

Im addicted to the new DS game I got and now instead of sleeping I play with it

sniper kitty

Continue.

I'm alive.

Blackwolf

visit a pyromancer so he can burn you

I suffer from homeworkphobia

god

finish it and feel better

I have an muffled hearing in right ear.

Blackwolf

put water in your other ear so you have 2 muffled ears and if feels less odd

I have good taste in girl clothes but not boys cothes

Copeinator

get a stylist

i have gastorsemitis

Blackwolf

go in a time machine and prevent it from happening

I reply to to much forums

sano in pripyat

spell it right, then post more here and less there

i have icantbelieveRTPdoesnthaveinternet-idis

Blackwolf

buy him some

I suffer from insomnia

sano in pripyat

do what i do

i have feet!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blackwolf

Cut them off

I dont suffer from craziness, I enjoy every second of it

sano in pripyat

then youve no need to worry

i suffer from the forum not being in japanese, even after i change the setting

RTP

Buy some Japenese food, shoot off some fireworks and stand on your head and say ME SO HAPPY!

I have a problem,every time I stand I get sick, every time I sit I stand.What is happening.

sano in pripyat

vertigo...see a doctor

i have crabs

RTP

take a lighter and set the bush on fire. It will hurt but will keep you company

I have an arm for a leg and a leg for an arm

sano in pripyat

(there not that kinda crab...)

you should see me, im a surgeon...hehehe

i have crabs that arent what purve said they are

RTP

I am sorry, the burnt husk down there has my sorryness? Well jeff, Just deep fry them and have crab legs? Tasty!

I have ten EYES? and i am blind

sano in pripyat

use the other 2

i have allergies to crabs

RTP

tAKE A NUKE AND BURN THEM ALL TO DEATH KILL THEM ALL

I AM SCARED OF THIS SITE

Blackwolf

come more so you get rid of your fear

I dont like sniper kitty cause he annoys me

sano in pripyat

deal with it... we do

i have a wii

Blackwolf

get rid of it or give it to me

I have insomnia but I dont mind

RTP

Get wasted and count to three. By the time you even think of this your asleep.

I have restless leg sendrome but are tired to stay awake

sano in pripyat

first, spell your sentences right, then do the same thing you gave as advice last post

i have RTP-itis

RTP

Kill him, thats all you have to do, wait, did I just say that?

I have a problem with Jeffu, he reminds me of a scary clown.

Blackwolf

KILL ALL THE CLOWNS IN THE WORLD AND BECOME THE CLOWN TERMINATOR

I have clownphobia

sano in pripyat

eat the clowns, i hear they taste good fried or grilled.

i dont have a grill

RTP

go and steal one from that kid you know.

I have a grill but no gas to fix up food with it?

sano in pripyat

do the same thing you told me to

if 2+2= <>< and 4+4=2, then what does <><+<><=?

Blackwolf

it equals <><><>

my dog looks to cute so I keep hugging him

sano in pripyat

thats not too bad, but if you want you could get a cat...or wolf

<><+<><doesnt = <><><>

RTP

yes it does. In my world it does.

I do not know where my clothes are?

sano in pripyat

that sucks, stay away.

if i have a weird world, then what do you have?

RTP

a weirder world with you in it

I have a freind(HA!) he is mean.

sano in pripyat

when did you have a friend? oh well, just deal with it like i did ywith you

i have a fish, what should i do

RTP

Bake it but watch it. It might attempt to eat your face off.

I have had my face eaten off, what should i do?

sano in pripyat

get it back

i have toes

RTP

cut them off and set them on fire. (just like the crabs thing?)

I have a nose, is it supposed to be there.

sano in pripyat

where is it?

i hate 5

RTP

I messed up sorry,

the five is a crab. Kill it all

I wish I was a mod

Blackwolf

but this isnt the corrupt a wish so live with not being a mod like all the other members on this forum

I laugh at being criticized but I cant stop

RTP

You laugh because you like <>< and that is not good!

I look at myself and say AHHHHH!

Blackwolf

make yourself say change it from AHHHHH to HHHHHHA

I have clickme syndrome

RTP

take off your mouse that should help a little

I have jeff-itis

Blackwolf

ask him to marry you get rejected then live a happy life

People say I should stop talking to the voices in my head

sano in pripyat

dont listen to the people...we voices are good to you. when have we steered you wrong?

i cant wait till monday

Blackwolf

you should monday means the start of a new weak and you should wait till the time comes cause MONDAY SUCKS

I have a headache

sano in pripyat

take aspirin

i have a faceache

Blackwolf

get a paper bag and put it over your head so nobody else does

I like ventriloquism

RTP

get a puppet and have fun. Make him sound like Jeffu. Random and stupid.

I have a bounty hunter on my tail. I need help.

Blackwolf

get a bigger bounty so you scare him off

people say I am to random

RTP

Get on the news and scream like a crazy person. Then people will think you are crazy, not random.

I have a bug problem.(restating Jeffus crab thing)

Blackwolf

you have bug problems? please I have bug problems there are bugs everywhere under my bed, under the table, outside, centipedes, kokiburi, dongomushi, etc. now compare your bug problem with mine cause I am to lazy to see what jeffus problem with crabs were

the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs and used all of my alphabets doing so

sniper kitty

Shoot the damn fox.

There is a lion staring at the zebra

Blackwolf

stare at the zebra with it and find the big blob with lots of heads

I see stupid peoples and one of there names are sniper kitty

sniper kitty

Get your head fixed.

I wish for llamas.

Blackwolf

go find something better to wish for

I dont want to kill the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs and used all of my alphabets doing so

sniper kitty

Stare at it

I killed a brown fox

Blackwolf

thats stupid its called animal cruelty

I dont want to be an optimist but for some reason I can even laugh at being insulted

sniper kitty

No it isn't...

Perfectly normal

there is a glitch in the matrix

Blackwolf

fix it

for breakfast and lunch I usually eat oreo cookies and orange juice so I am getting hungry

sniper kitty

eat moar Oreos

I am too 1337

Blackwolf

dont worry I've met 13373i3r people but obviously it isnt me

I have hydrophobia

sniper kitty

Don't drink water

I phear the llama god

Blackwolf

dont cause the llama god is an idiot I met him so I would know

a wolf attacked a sheep

sniper kitty

Laugh

A sheep attacked a wolf

Blackwolf

Destroy the sheep

I love animals including tigers

sniper kitty

good

I love tigers and kangaroos.

Blackwolf

good for you

I like white tigers as much as timber wolves

sniper kitty

Lose the wolves. Tigers hate wolves.

There is a sheep and he wants to eat me.

Blackwolf

eat him first

I think pink banana's should eat tigercorpse

sniper kitty

Too ****ing bad

I ate it first.

Blackwolf

tigercorpse is a perverted forum dude who lives in Scotland... and he possesses you so now you dont have the problem anymore

I want people to be on l337w007 more often

sniper kitty

Granted, but they're all rapists

I wish that there was a budgaudgaugfew;tow4yt

Blackwolf

there is but its a wolf in disguise

this isnt the corrupt a wish section but people are making wishes

sniper kitty

It doesn't have to be

I wish

Blackwolf

dont wishes are for little kids

I hear music even when I am not listening to my ipod

sniper kitty

Turn off your memory

I only hear the llama song repeated in my head over and over

Blackwolf

go to http://www.myspace.com/great_black_wolf buddy me then listen to lots of better music

......... I have problems

sniper kitty

no

Deal with them

I have no problems.

Blackwolf

deal with it

I was thinking that if he did buddy me to turn him down but I failed

sniper kitty

What?

I'm dead and alive.

Blackwolf

then your undead and unalive isnt that cool

I wanted to turn sniperkitty down if he buddied me but that didnt happen

sniper kitty

I don't have a myspace, and why would I buddy someone who hates me?

I'm considering making a myspace and asking blackwolf to buddy me 1000 times to annoy her

Blackwolf

do so but I will do something even more annoying hahahahahaha

I hate sniper kitty

sano in pripyat

i cant give any advice on that

im in love with someone on the forum...(may or may not be true)

Blackwolf

see an illusionist, after all love is an illusion only an illusionist can dispel it

I cant stand being away from my dog

sniper kitty

Shoot it and wear it's fur.

I've got a headache.

Blackwolf

good you deserve it

I think that the big island is cursed

sniper kitty

It is.

It's a trap.

Blackwolf

go in it so everyone else can be safe

My stomach hurts cause the grilled cheese sandwich was poisoned

sniper kitty

Yay.

Cheer.

Llamas happened.