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Writers challenge #3 results
Again after the very long delay i have the resulta adf they are as follows:
In third place is..... God! well done God
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A LITTLE LIPSTICK GOES A LONG WAY
The sisters are in the house waiting for something to happen when a book flies off the shelf and hits Paige over the head
Pa: OW that book just hit me over the head!
Ph: yeah we noticed.
Pi: odd
Pa+ph: what’s odd?
Pi: I have custard over my dress yet there’s no custard in the room
Ph: that’s not custard that’s sand
Pi: can you feel that?
Ph: feel what?
pa:its coming from this book ( she opens the book and water pours out , she slams it shut )hmm I need to look this up( Billie and Christie appear in the kitchen )
B: how did we get in the kitchen? ( Paige enters holding the book )
Pa: I don’t like you in here ( she throws a potion at C , which she makes blow up and goes to send the fire at Pa who opens the book and the water element appears and douses the fire
We: no fires in the kitchen ( it vanishes )
Pa: HELP! (the other 2 sisters appear )
C: drat! (she vanishes with B leaving a lipstick behind )
Pi: they’ve gone again now we’ll never get her back
Pa: do we really want her back in the first place though her sister’s a Demon
Ph: no her sister was captured by demons.
Pi: it’s the same thing though.
Ph: no it's not.
Pa: it might not be any way what’s the lipstick that Christie left behind
Ph: its number 7 peach
Pi: oh I love that one! ( she puts it on ) I feel sleepy and I want to tell you all about my boring life as a cook.
Ph: there must be a truth potion on it
Pi: phoebe you look so ugly today and I cant help myself by saying that your dress does not go with the curtains and I still have sand on my dress ( the sand flies of and down the kitchen sink ) not anymore I don’t … I think i`ll go and tell people how ugly they look and how to deal with their fashion disasters ( she orbs out of the house )
Pa: ( laughing ) she thinks you look ugly. Come on we have to go after her before a mob build ( they orb after her )
In scond place was...... Me..... Well done Me
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Dear Diary,
I the great captain Usopp have decided to begin writing a diary so I have a collection of all my amazing adventures to tell to Kaya when I return. If this diary had feelings I’m sure it would be extremely honored to be touched by the pen that was touched by the Almighty Captain Usopp!
So what happened today? I had one of my most dangerous encounters to date! It started out when I was busy lifting weights with Zoro, of course he couldn’t lift 10 times as much as I could, but I suppose he tries his best. When suddenly a shriek of terror came from the bottom deck and Nami came running up the stairs.
“Someone brave and courageous and strong and handsome and a much better captain than Luffy come quick!” I realized that there was only one person on board that fit that description and that was me so ran as quick as I could.
“Usopp away!”
“I need to train more so I can be like Usopp” I heard Zoro mutter while I quickly ran to Nami’s aid.
“Have no fear! Usopp’s here! What’s the problem?”
Nami looked relieved at the sight of me and quickly explained, “There’s a horrible monster downstairs and someone needs to take it out!”
“Monster!...er I mean, I’ll whop its ass so quick it won’t know what hit it!” I bolted down the stairs and saw the foul beast. It was white with water spewing from a rim attached on to it.
I knew that I needed a plan if I were to dispose of it… so I beat the shit out of it with my hammer!
“Usopp Hammer!” I hit it from every angel I could imagine but nothing seemed to work, than I noticed a metal lever on the side of it and whacked a way! The beast made a gurgling sound and spewed out strange colored water. I quickly jumped away and realized I should just blow it up!
“You asked for it! Now take this! EXPLODING STAR!” With amazing accuracy I shot the beast and watched as the creature exploded with water suddenly flooding the entire lower deck.
“That’ll teach you to mess with Usopp!” I ran upstairs and announced the creature was defeated and there was much rejoicing…but for one reason or another I was knocked out cold…
Oh well we must have just partied too much after my glorious defeat! I suppose that’ll do for today.
The one and only,
Amazing Captain Usopp!
What really happened…
Zoro was very excited working out with Usopp on the lovely after noon, after a week of hard work Usopp had gotten his max bench press from fifteen pounds to twenty pounds!
“Did you see that! TWENTY POUNDS! THAT’S RIGHT! TWENTY FREAKIN’ POUNDS! Soon I’ll be as strong as you Zoro!” Usopp shouted
“Ok, you go believe that, now spot me on my next bench” Zoro loaded up the weights onto the bar. “There we go… 200 sound’s like a good warm up”
“Hey Zoro”
“Yeah”
“You know what 200 divided by 10 is?”
“Yes…”
“20 what an amazing amount of weight to be lifted by a human! And by myself none the…”
“USOPP!” Thankfully for Zoro, Usopp’s ranting about how great he was, was interrupted by Nami’s loud yell.
“Coming! Sorry Zoro but It looks like my amazing muscles are needed elsewhere!” Usopp quickly ran off to go see what the problem was.
“I’m a reindeer!” he replied, “We crap more than humans do…”
“I suppose so, but why do I have to unclog the toilet?”
“Well,” stated Nami, “You are always bragging about how resourceful you are and how you’re the crew’s handyman, so prove it!”
“Fine!” Usopp shouted and he went downstairs. “Ugh…what is Sanji feeding him? Ok ok clogged toilet let’s…. flush it!”
Flush Water began flowing out of the toilet and onto the floor.
“AHHH THAT’S DISGUSTING! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!” Usopp ran to the corner of the bathroom and thought, ‘Think Usopp think! … I know! I’ll blow it up!’
“EXPLODING STAAaaar…”Usopp fired the star without realizing… “WHAT IN HAVEN’S NAME AM I DOING!”
KaBOOOOOM!
“AH! SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!” Usopp ran around screaming. The water erupted from the toilet and began to flood the room. “What should I do! I know! RUN AWAY” Usopp quickly ran upstairs away from the flooding bathroom.
“Usopp did you… THE BATHROOM’S FLOODING!” Nami shouted.
“Nami-swan, Is something wrong?” came the voice of a concerned Sanji from the kitchen.
“Usopp destroyed the toilet!”
“WHAT! You moron” Sanji yelled
“Wait! I can explain…” Usopp tried to reason but a boot to the head from Sanji knocked him out cold.
“Oops… little hard.” Sanji said to himself. Luckly for the crew, Robin grabbed multiple buckets and shoveled all the water out. Usopp got plenty of menacing looks from the crew the rest of the day, except from Luffy who didn’t know what was going on. And he could swear his water tasted funny at dinner…
And in first place with an excellent entry is Sir Leopold.... WELL DONE...
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Episode 1 : The Doctor eats the Face of Boe
SC1/ EXT/ Road by “Exotic Restaurant”/ Day 1/ 1200
(The DOCTOR walks along the road.)
DOCTOR: I’m so hungry, I need food, ahhh, this restaurant looks good. I hope the food is cheap. I know, I’ll check.
(The DOCTOR walks into “Exotic Restaurant”.)
SC2/ INT/ “Exotic Restaurant”/ Day 1/ 1202
(The DOCTOR is in a posh restaurant, tables and chairs are set up, but no one is here, a WAITER walks up to the DOCTOR.)
WAITER: Table for one sir?
DOCTOR: Yes please.
WAITER: If you would follow me please.
(WAITER leads the DOCTOR to a table for one, the table is huge, about four foot square, the WAITER hands the DOCTOR a menu.)
WAITER: Whenever you’re ready to order just call me over.
DOCTOR: No, wait, I know what I want.
WAITER: Okay. (He gets out a pad and pen.) What do you want?
DOCTOR: For starters I’ll have an empty child with an auton sauce, and six fried slitheen.
WAITER: Are the slitheen Blon or Sip?
DOCTOR: Oh, Blon of course, Sip is too salty for me.
WAITER: Of course. (He writes it down.) And your main course?
DOCTOR: One Face of Boe, on a bed of Cassandra O’Brien Dot Delta Seventeen, with lashings of Harriet Jones, and one Dalek Emperor on top.
WAITER: Good choice sir. (He writes it down.) And for desert?
DOCTOR: I’ll have one Matron Casp, with two sonic screwdrivers, dipped in a Moxx of Balhoon, with a cyberman on the side.
WAITER: A fancy desert sir. (He writes that down.) And to drink?
DOCTOR: A John Lumic and Jabe stirred together.
WAITER: Your meal will be here soon.
DOCTOR: Okay.
(The WAITER walks off.)
SC3/ INT/ “Exotic Restaurant” - Kitchen/ Day 1/ 1210
(The WAITER walks into the kitchen, CHEFS walk around quickly.)
WAITER: One number 6, one number 34, one number 45, and one number pi!
CHEFS: Ahhh! We’ve never served a number 34!
WAITER: You’ve never served anything, you’re new here, the last chefs were arrested for kidnapping the Prime Minister.
CHEFS: Oh yeah, how couldn’t we remember that?
WAITER: So get to it!
CHEFS: Okay.
(The CHEFS wheel a trolley up to the WAITER, silver trays are on it.)
WAITER: Thank you. I’ll take this out now.
(WAITER wheels the trolley out of the kitchen.)
SC4/ INT/ “Exotic Restaurant”/ Day 1/ 1212
(The WAITER wheels the trolley to the DOCTOR’s table.)
WAITER: Here is your meal sir.
DOCTOR: Good, give me my starter.
WAITER: Of course.
(WAITER puts the silver tray in front of the DOCTOR with an empty child in an auton sauce with six fried slitheen around the empty child.)
DOCTOR: Thanks. I’ll she if the slitheen are okay. (He takes a bite from one of the slitheen, he coughs and spits it out.) Are you trying to poison me?! I said Blon, not Sip, now my salt levels are way too high, quick, give me my main course, that’ll help me!
(The WAITER knocks the starter plate on the floor and puts the plate with the Face of Boe on it, under the face is Cassandra, parts of Harriet Jones’s body are on the face, and the Dalek Emperor is on top.)
DOCTOR: Let’s hope this isn’t going to poison me. (He uses a knife and fork to cut off a little of the Face of Boe, he eats it and chews, he finishes it.) That was great, I’ll finish this face off, oh, actually, I’ll try the bed of Cassandra O’Brien Dot Delta Seventeen. (He cuts a bit off the face and off Cassandra, he eats both of them, he chews and finishes it.) Wow. That was great as well. Okay, you can go now. I’ fine, wait a second, where’s my drink?!
WAITER: Oh sorry sir, that doesn’t seem to be here, I’ll get you one.
(The WAITER walks off.)
DOCTOR: Now, I’ll finish this and go as quickly as possible. (He really quickly eats the Face of Boe and Cassandra.)
SC5/ INT/ “Exotic Restaurant” - Kitchen/ Day 1/ 1215
(The WAITER walks into the kitchen, all the CHEFS have knives in their hands.)
WAITER: Now, in two minutes we’ll run out there and kill him.
CHEFS: Yeah, kill the man.
WAITER: Now remember, don’t tell anybody about this, that’s why the last chefs were arrested.
CHEFS: Okay!
WAITER: Now, ready my gun.
SC6/ INT/ “Exotic Restaurant”/ Day 1/ 1216
(The DOCTOR has finished his main course.)
DOCTOR: Wow, that was great, now, I must run before they ask for the money. From what I saw of that menu this is going to cost at least three million goggle notes. Now, to make my leave.
(He gets up and slowly walks towards the door.)
DOCTOR: Why did I eat so much? I can’t run very fast now.
SC7/ INT/ “Exotic Restaurant” - Kitchen/ Day 1/ 1217
(The WAITER has a huge gun, and all the CHEFS are around him with knives.)
WAITER: Now! Go! Charge the Doctor!
CHEFS: Charge!
(The WAITER and CHEFS run out of the kitchen.)
SC8/ INT/ “Exotic Restaurant”/ Day 1/ 1217
(The DOCTOR is almost out of the restaurant, the WAITER and CHEFS run out in front of him and block the exit.)
DOCTOR: Now, I wasn’t going to leave. I was, ehhh, trying to find the toilet.
Well done THE TOP 3. aLSO WELL DONE TO aNGRY mOB AND bLUE DOG WHO ALSO ENTERED!
_________________ I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
Olny 55% of plepoe can.
lol, can you read that? xD
Thu May 03, 2007, 8:00 pm
Sir Leopold Level 37 (Webmaster) Moderator My Points: 1631.5002 Give Points
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Well done, even though that fabulous scriptwright, Philip E.Smith won again, how good is he?! Anyway, when will the the fourth one be posted?
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Fri May 04, 2007, 1:14 pm
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i cant wait for the 4th one now
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Sat May 05, 2007, 12:54 am
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yar. That one will be posted tomorrow morning.... as i am going out now! so i can't wait till then XD
_________________ I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
Olny 55% of plepoe can.
lol, can you read that? xD
Sat May 05, 2007, 12:09 pm
Sir Leopold Level 37 (Webmaster) Moderator My Points: 1631.5002 Give Points
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Well, it's gone past the 6th May, so the next one should be posted by now.
Animal Crossing Man, you're not keeping up with these writing thingys.
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Tue May 08, 2007, 1:04 pm
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cause he has tests and stuff
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well....someone had to be me, so it it might as well be me than someone else.
Tue May 08, 2007, 7:47 pm
Sir Leopold Level 37 (Webmaster) Moderator My Points: 1631.5002 Give Points
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Why don't you just post the new one and give us a few weeks to answer it?!
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Wed May 09, 2007, 1:03 pm
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i dont know y he doesnt
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Mon May 21, 2007, 1:05 pm
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Fine, i'll make a new one when i get home tonight, or tomorrow morning. And i'll make this one last for 2-4 weeks. Happy?
_________________ I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
Olny 55% of plepoe can.
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