Torchwood and doctor who crossover spinoff

scene : 4 Smarch weather

In macdonalds and rose and Gwen are playing tennis with flaming potatoes
R: what fun
G: shut up you bitch were only doing this because they want us to make freinds
R: (laughs) like i could be freinds with you ( cj comes in and lays bombs on the floor )
C.J: dont touch these bombs espicially near the deep fat fryer
B: (appears looking at calender shaking snow off ) Brrr, lousy Smarch weather , OI no tennis in the drive thru ( he snaps his fingers they are now playing tennis in the kitchen Gwen is next to the deep fat fryer )
G : how did we get in here ( misses the potatoe and it lands next to the bombs G+R gasp , the bombs are ignited , Bilis jumps off the reffere`s chair and lands in the deep fat fryer )
B: no fireworks in my resturant ( pulls out shot gun then looks at bombs then rose and says :urthewoman: )oh crap ( he teleports G+R out along with himself. just as macdonalds explodes in a huge amount of chip pan oil.

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scene :5 the missguided teleport

After Bilis`s teleport to escape from the exploding macdonalds it all went a bit haywire after the fridge hit B G and R this caused a dementional rip that broke the telporter in B`s pocket and R+G are sent flying in seperate drections and B falls into the local bar behind the counter and rises with a apron and sets about sereving drinks to people. Rose lands through the roof of burger king and Gwen lands in KFC
B: what can i get you ladies ?
CJ are you calling me a lady ?
D: i think he is probably because your gay and the fact that you cant die means that you wont die from HIV, and Bilis were u calling ME a lady ?
B: of course not i was refering to the gay man and sarah jane smith next to you.
SJ:how did i get here ?
K9:you have been transported by a rather pitiful teleport device misstress
Cj : what a weird dog.
SJ :lay a finger on him and youll regret it ( her arm turns into a shotgun and shoots CJ , he sits up she shoots him again and takes an axe that Bilis was holding out to her thoughtfully, SJ chops CJ`s head off and CJ dies for real )
SJ: bastard
D: hang on a moment hands turning into guns ,your not the real Sarah Jane are you ( he lifts up her face it is just a mask she is a time travelling repair droid from the s.s.de Pompadour space ship )
SJD: you shall die doctor she shoots him billis dives in front of her and catches the bullets in a huge novelty hand and throws the broken teleport at the SJD , the SJD warps next to K9 which turns into a jet pack and flies her out through the hole in the roof that Bilis made at the begining of this scene.

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what do you get if you stick a piece of buttered toast to a cat and drop it off a high building?
wow, an eternity is faster then it used to be.

These are good but not as good as the actial doctor who and torchwood scripts made by Sir Leoplod!!

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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
Olny 55% of plepoe can.

lol, can you read that? xD

Oh I agree, those real scripts are excellent, and made by that fabulous Sir Leopold, who ever he is. He's not me.

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"I'm Gay And I Wear A Pink TuTu"

Of course Sir Leopold!! It definately ca't be you. You're not good enough to make excellent scripts like that!!

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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
Olny 55% of plepoe can.

lol, can you read that? xD

YOUR JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOU TWO ARE THE BEST FRIENDS AND I`TS ONLY BECAUSE P.S WROTE HIS SCRIPTS FIRST THAT YOU FIND HIS SCRIPTS MORE EXCELLENT THEN MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i`m glad i got that out....

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what do you get if you stick a piece of buttered toast to a cat and drop it off a high building?
wow, an eternity is faster then it used to be.

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the cooked this night.,..

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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
Olny 55% of plepoe can.

lol, can you read that? xD

Can i just ask what "The wrong side of the cooked" is please?

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"I'm Gay And I Wear A Pink TuTu"

You know that i meant cooker.I cant spell with thi bloody laptop. Can we now post in the comment section of this? Thank you!

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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
Olny 55% of plepoe can.

lol, can you read that? xD

i thought ur laptop got smashed or at least the internet thing did

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what do you get if you stick a piece of buttered toast to a cat and drop it off a high building?
wow, an eternity is faster then it used to be.